Cisse Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Photographer for Playboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 The job my left sausageing knee stole from me at 17. Passing P Coy and feeling on top of the world only to be told by a Doc I'd last 12 months on it was more excruciating than the knee itself. Lucky escape that PD.. Did you join the ranks in something more sensible anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Condom tester or bed tester or TV tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 An old colleague of mine said, almost 40 years ago, "If you get up in the morning and don't think 'great, I'm going to work', you're in the wrong job". He was right too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Train driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Lucky escape that PD.. Did you join the ranks in something more sensible anyway? Was offered the Signals but my heart wasn't in it. I was heartbroken, Mam was thrilled and that was the end of the armed forces. Only called myself PD on here because i'd like to be the real Private Derby... grazing and shagging sheep in Chatsworth? If not, one day i'd like to be Rammie, get the West Stand invading the away end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Train driver. Dream job! Or even a station guard, just for the wool coat. Plenty of smart ladies travelling business class to blow the acme at anorl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 It's all about the people you work with. You could have your dream job but, if your colleagues are d1cks, chances are you're going to end up hating it. On the other hand, good colleagues can make the most boring and mundane jobs enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I say fire up the pot banks! Or pits, mills and breweries for you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Lumberjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derbydave96 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 A field researcher, which would allow me to travel and experience extreme environments around the world Either that or a carpenter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 A pro cake decorator, with my own custom built work and show rooms in the grounds of my mansion I'll have built when me numbers come up. Any builders in the house? I'll provide tea & bacon sarnies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 MP. Turn up for work when you feel like it (or not at all), take a generous salary, claim expenses for everything, get paid by businesses for lobbying in Parliament. Take a few paid directorships. You can also go on several "fact finding missions" or as I like to call them "all expenses paid holidays" a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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