Day Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 When you go to the shop to just buy toilet roll, they give you that.."you need a poo" look at the till, so what I need a poo, we all do it. I feel forced to browse the shop and find something else to buy so it looks like I'm just picking up a few bits. It's 2014 **** sake, isn't it time we got over things like this and allowed us to buy toilet roll like it was a Mars bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I feel the same way, it might be a man thing. I've noticed how confidently my missus can walk into a shop pick up a packet of "lady things" walk up to the counter, pay for it and walk out. I'd die of embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 My dad has a bit of a thing with toilet rolls. He stock piles them. It's like he needs enough just incase there's a nuclear holocaust and mans need a poo without the ability to shop for 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Just pass the embarrassment over the counter and say when paying "Don't fookin count it! It's all fookin there, hurry up I need a *****!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Buy the 12 roll packs in the supermarket when you buy loads of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I hate the cheap stuff the de-ply's it's self, and you get an odd tear line. ***** toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 When you go to the shop to just buy toilet roll, they give you that.."you need a poo" look at the till, so what I need a poo, we all do it. I feel forced to browse the shop and find something else to buy so it looks like I'm just picking up a few bits. It's 2014 **** sake, isn't it time we got over things like this and allowed us to buy toilet roll like it was a Mars bar?toilet paper my arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 If you go into the shop to only purchase toilet rolls they look at you as though you had your poo first, realised you had no toilet rolls and then went to the shop to get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I hate the cheap stuff the de-ply's it's self, and you get an odd tear line. ***** toilet paper. that's the stuff you get in the workplace! It's a hobby of mine to re-align the perforation lines, but then again, you already know that as it's written on my profile bio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 this forum is going down the pan, no use papering over the cracks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 We used to have Izal at school it was akin to teflon-coated greaseproof paper. It was like trying to wipe your arse with a polythene bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 puns like that will drive people around the u-bend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Melt some chocolate on your fingers, then hold out your hand with just too much cash so they have to give you change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 We used to have Izal at school it was akin to teflon-coated greaseproof paper. It was like trying to wipe your arse with a polythene bag. We used to have to use it as tracing paper. :-| But it doesn't bother me going in the shop to get them and if you buy Andrex ya get glared at, nobody bothers if you buy the tracing paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 My ex used to send me the co-op for pads, what made it worse was my mate worked on the till. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 My ex used to send me the co-op for pads, what made it worse was my mate worked on the till. Nothing worse, you always get the sympathetic look from the shop near me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I actually hate it when your drinking a cup of tea and realise you have left the tea bag in it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I seriously doubt that people at the counter pay any attention to what you buy. They have seen every product go through that beeper they have thousands of times. I've worked at the counter myself and mostly been thinking my own businesses. Sometimes you could suddenly realise that you have no knowledge about last five to ten minutes customerwise or productwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I actually hate it when your drinking a cup of tea and realise you have left the tea bag in it!! Imagine that if you where a vampire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Imagine that if you where a vampire! You lost me. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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