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Boycie

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Just came home after seven hour date with a beautiful woman. We drank a bottle of Lanson Rose Champagne and I drank a excellent rum, a nice whisky and Fuller's Vintage Ale and Anchor Old Foghorn which both were excellent. Well we shared the beers . I feel quite happy now. :)

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Just came home after seven hour date with a beautiful woman. We drank a bottle of Lanson Rose Champagne and I drank a excellent rum, a nice whisky and Fuller's Vintage Ale and Anchor Old Foghorn which both were excellent. Well we shared the beers . I feel quite happy now. :)

That's a lot to drink on a date fella :o you may have lost control :lol:

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Right. Went out with Dav straight from work tonight (still in my uniform) and got mistook for a clap nurse!!! WTF!

Had this guy come over, pissed as a fart, coming out with all kinds of stuff. When I told him I was merely a council employee, he apologised profusely then moved in for a cuddle. Then moved in for a manly cuddle with Dav.. oh pmsl.. seriously thought Dav was gonna chin him.

A clap nurse though?! It could only happen to me ffs.

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