jimbobram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Just thought id share this with you lot. Kitchen staff have been told to cook rectangular or square snacks instead after the Year 7 boy suffered a ‘sore eye’ when he was accidentally struck in the face by the four inch-long snack thrown by another child at Castle View School on Canvey Island, Essex. The pupil was soon patched up and sent home for the afternoon, but headteacher Gill Thomas swiftly decided to ban kitchen staff from baking the three-sided desserts, telling them only rectangular or square shapes were allowed, the Sun reported. An insider at the school said the pupil went to the first aid office after the triangular flapjack was thrown across the canteen last Wednesday, and while the area around his eye looked “a bit sore”, it “wasn’t life-threatening or anything like that”. “He didn’t need to go to hospital,” said the source. “It was an accident and no one got in trouble.” Less than 24 hours after the food fight, school manager Keith Evans gathered the cooks and dinner ladies to tell them triangular flapjacks were off the menu, according to the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 According to the sun. The same paper that told us Lambeth council had banned black bin liners. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 According to the sun. The same paper that told us Lambeth council had banned black bin liners. Thanks for that. its in many sources aswell just watched it on bbc news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I must admit I've seen it too on the BBC web site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 According to the sun. The same paper that told us Lambeth council had banned black bin liners. Thanks for that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21929084 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 its in many sources aswell just watched it on bbc news Sorry. My point wasn't that it was nonsense but that the media is prepared to waste their time and resources when there's plenty of actual news to cover that goes ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 They do hurt if you throw them at the right angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 i prefer that square ones' anyway, taste better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 The sun even has a picture of a triangular confection for the hard of thinking in this, its lead story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 I just can't believe that they sent him home. i know his year 7 but man the F up. Its a flap jack !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 God help them if someone threw a plastic knife or fork. Tw@ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I agree with the ban. With these triangular flapjacks, oat could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Some say chips are really spears in disguise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 A sausage could bloody blind yer if it was to be thrust in yer face. I can see it now, savloiiii! Watch wot yer doing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 By the way, lets get rid of triangular ones and replace them with squares and rectangles - which have got more corners. That's genius!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Stupid idea anyway. Name something good that's 'triangular'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Baby belle, I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 By the way, lets get rid of triangular ones and replace them with squares and rectangles - which have got more corners. That's genius!!yeah but the corners aren't as pointy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Dairylee. I like them little red bits you have to pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Stupid idea anyway. Name something good that's 'triangular'.road signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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