Eddie

There is also the very valid point that every day we don't sack Warne, it winds half a dozen posters up on here to the point that the whole nonsense runs across thread after thread. Then I get to use this...

Annual service of my home security system this evening, so I can't go. No, I didn't deliberately arrange it for tonight.

The last time it did, The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown were, coincidentally, Number 1 in the charts with 'Fire' (August 1968).

If ever you wanted to punch a tax inspector, this is the film for you.

Everything Everywhere All At Once A masterpiece, which melted my brain. I still can't work out how and why it works, but it does. John McGovern / 10.

Still the Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec. As a pensioner, I can't see me ever buying another car. Saying that, it's just cost me over 2 grand to get mine sorted. Power steering went completely - had to have the lot (compressor, pump, pipes etc) replaced. It was the 20 hours labour that was the killer. I really did think long and hard about scrapping it, but in the end I decided to get it sorted. In fairness, it's the only major problem I've had with it in 12 years.

Ridikulous Arconym Misspeled Shirley?

It's a good job Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm retired early.

I quite enjoyed it.

We had the same a few years ago. The homophobic chants, that is - not the investigations into money laundering, drug smuggling, murder, match-fixing and Watfordising a squad between multiple clubs.

Some absolute drivel in this thread, from those so desperate for Warne to fail. Utterly pathetic.

B4 would love that.

Rubbish After Morris's Shenanigans

... or 'nogs' as they were colloquially known.

Auroras are lovely. I'm pretty sure that certain individuals on t'internets would dismiss double rainbows as being a bit too woke.

Just started watching 'Elementary' on Amazon Prime a couple of days ago. The series (all right, 7 series in excess of 150 episodes) was made by CBS and is a contemporary take on Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson. 6 episodes in and really enjoying it.

Ice crystals at high altitude baffles the internet. For God's sake, don't tell them about double rainbows.

The next one that blows - sorry, goes - up, I shall say "Ooooooh. Ahhhhh!". All right, if I was from Norfolk, I'd say "Oooo arrr".

I'm afraid that some people just have to be right - even when they're wrong.

Try it. You'll thank me - it's an utterly superb world-class Trappist beer.

330 ml. It's 9% abv, so it does the job.

Although the Westmalle tripel is now £3.50 a bottle, it's 4 for the price of 3.

I can't make it today, so at 3:38 pm I shall open a bottle in B4's memory.