Turk Thrust

Ugh. It looks like you’ve lost control of your anal sphincter

Not getting away with this one. A defeat I’m afraid 2-0

Hmm. Under SM1, we had exciting, attacking football but we were found out and teams worked out how to nullify us. We didn’t change, just carried on and started losing and drawing more. We need to change tactics according to the opposition.

I just hope that fans aren’t bigging Gayle up too much and expecting a hat trick on his debut. I remember him at Newcastle but we are not getting that Gayle. We are getting a player several years older but I feel he’ll do well given a few matches.

Blimey, we’ve already got Tyreece J-J, and Tyrese Fornah, I can’t cope with another

Or a cult figure?

I’ve been around long enough to have seen new players who have been pretty awful in their first few games but have come good later. Skill will always out

3rd behind Pompey and Bolton

Yep. But chances created against shots are a number and therefore create a statistic.

Quite, which is why statistics can be read or used in different ways

True but a shot on target could be direct to the keeper’s arms or a fluffed one whereas shots not on target could have missed by a whisker

If you mean the model that uses historical information from thousands of shots with similar characteristics to estimate the likelihood of a goal on a scale between 0 and 1? Haven’t a clue

Wow, what a win. And Johnnie Walker’s going down a treat. Hmm, that doesn’t right either

Just shows that you can’t read too much into the match stats. Possession Exeter 70% us 30%; shots them 13 us 9

Randy brandy more like

Great evening. Enjoying this win. At the end I’m going to pleasure myself with a Johnny Walker. ooh that doesn’t sound right

I was a right half for Brackens Albion in 1966/7. Had three knee replacements since then though

Disinterested = impartial, unbiased. Uninterested = having no interest, indifferent. Either way CBT doesn’t look too good

Adams is great. He brings something to the team that has been lacking all season. A bit of bite and excitement

Don’t know about “disinterested” but he certainly looks “uninterested” 😝

I’ve got a midfield itch at the moment but E45 cream does the trick 😛

I was born 9 months after my Dad went. Strange that.

Nurse! He’s out of bed again……

Er, what war would that be then?

Er, well yes we are