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Yes I'm in Sri Lanka.
@froggg is staying at mine this week, he could meet you there @Lambchop

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

I see Suggs has come out in support of the Remain campaign's People's Vote
 
It's political madness gone correct 

Coffee in a fancy glass.
 

Have fun. Check rhe opening hours first.
Try to find Falling Foss on the way. The chippy at the top of the hill in Staithes is immense as is the baker/butcher on the main road.
 

Can't believe I didn't recognise the Dolphin, though i mainly sit outside. Good beer and food but the OP is better in the Laurel and the Vic has the best beers.

2 out of 3 ain't bad...

Whitby Town's ground? I recognise the 4 towered building.

Yeah it’s great reliving(edit ancient) history, I feel like a forest fan ?

Is it the house that @eddie built?..in his forties.

DonaldTrump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. 

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." 
DonaldTrump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. 

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. 
"No!" DonaldTrump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." 

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented DonaldTrump. 

The Devil opened a third door. In it, DonaldTrump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. 

DonaldTrump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." 

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

Watt?

Suspected torn ACL. The bath seemed like a good idea till I tried to get out.
 

To be fair, I look better from behind anyway, so not a problem.

Suspected torn ACL. The bath seemed like a good idea till I tried to get out.
 

When your knee is swollen but your legs are stiff...

Had this little beauty tonight. In my top ten.
 

It knocks the spots off other games.