Eargasm

It’s a funny thing .. as a youth from Manchester I wasn’t a Derby Fan but I remember vividly crackly radio commentary of European matches .. hearing “ And it’s O’Hare .. and again .. and O’Hare, to Hector .. Goal !!!!!!” Fizz crackle medium waveband. 

What a mess we have got into. Why were we ever happy to have-
A) an unqualified manager with barely a year of coaching experience
B) A manager who as a player here didn't set the professional standards on the pitch for effort or keeping himself in shape
C) A player who brought with him rumours early on this season that he was looking for coaches for this job, that wasn't even available.
D) A player/manager funded through our sponsor using some elite deal.
We just couldn't resist the lure of the high profile, global superstar. We didn't care the tank was empty, he was going to make us rich.
I can't help but feel totally disillusioned with the club. In my opinion Cocu was an inspired choice but we saddled him with a player bigger than the club, a player with aspirations as a manager. A player who totally undermined his boss. 
Now Cocu may still have failed but we allowed ourselves to get into a position where we had to sack the manager  because of a so called superstar player. I wish we had chosen to sack Rooney not Cocu. If Cocu went, they all had to go. It stank early on and it stinks ever stronger.
Rooney may turn out to be a good manager elsewhere but this was never on. How can he demand desire and energy from the players with shoddy example he set here? 
 
 
 
 
 

If he had a shred of integrity he would quit now. 

Plus yesterday's "I've told the players I don't care about the performance, just get a result."
Looks like they heard the first part of that sentence

Today’s results have been far from ideal, but thank god Bristol City equalised, and to a lesser extent, Swansea.
Sheffield Wednesday are very unlikely to catch us now, nor are Wycombe. So it’s a straight battle to stay away from that 22nd place.
We might be benefited by the increased chance of Swansea & Sheffield Wednesday having nothing to play for by the time we play them. That’s the hope I’m clinging on to anyway.

I still have hope !.... hope that Birmingham and Boro win their games at Rotherham, It's our only chance, I can't see us getting more than a point at Preston, and that's only if we score first !... ?

They then beat our 11 pts !.. Happy Dayz !....

They then beat our 11 pts !.. Happy Dayz !....

Are we all wearing our Forest shirts on Saturday, or is that going a bit far !.... 

I'm concerned you admit owning one sir?

My new girlfriend  said  " HAVING A SMALL PENIS  , WILL NOT  EFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP  NEIL 
personally  I'd be happier  IF SHE HADNT GOT ONE AT ALL ...!!!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000." 
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"