Grimbeard

No, just no.

But apart from all that?

Derby 2 - 1 Reading FRGS: Nelson

'Ow did them lubbers get their scurvy 'ands on our treasure? Keel-haul the swabs say I. Arrrr!

Pirates of the Bristol Channel 1 - 2 Derby FRGS: Bird

It shows: 1. That random stats can show whatever you want them to show. 2. Some people have far too much time on their hands. 3. Er....that's it.

Derby 3 - 0 Port Vale FRGS: Waghorn

EEEK! I want you to go and find a nice, quiet room. Sit yourself down, and have a long, hard think about what you've done.

Derby 2-0 Charlton FRGS: Bird

Barnsley 2 - 1 Derby FRGS: NML

Not one of my memories, though like everyone I have many, but I once heard the story of a young lad going to his first match in the late 60s. It was a night match, and the lad and his dad walked over Elton Rd. bridge into the dark terraced streets. Through the turnstiles and into the dimly-lit area beneath B stand and on up the dusty stairs, to emerge into a strange new world. As a wall of noise hit him, the boy shouted "Wow, it's in colour!" Sums up the BBG perfectly.

I can, but if I typed it I would be banned.

For the love of Odin, stop, just please stop!

Damn. Read the big bit before I saw the preceeding comment and thought it was about Adams.

Great debating point made there, saying someone has a low IQ and low standards. Hello Mr. teapot, have you met Mr. kettle?

Derby 2-1 Stevenage FRGS: Mendez Laing

For once, the pundits (smarmy or otherwise) are correct.

And spitting out his dummy in an interview would increase our points tally would it?

Derby 3-0 Shrewsbury FRGS: Collins

Aye, and one day it'll start a riot, Rangers v Celtic: last match of the season, title decider. What could possibly go wrong?

First time I ever got barred from a pub was because of that dirge. I was in the Fighting Cocks in Sinfin, and some git kept putting it on the juke box. After what seemed like the forty second time of hearing, I could stand it no longer, and belted the juke box with me crash helmet. Mind, being barred from the Cocks was no bad thing, so I suppose I should have been grateful to Mr. McCartney.

You'd think that knowing how to spell licence properly would be a key skill for the Rotherham H.R. Dept.

Should mek 'em wear proper boots.

A warm wet pu.........Oh, never mind

Charlton 2 - 0 Derby FRGS: n/a