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Bwash_Ram

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    Bwash_Ram reacted to Steve How Hard? in The Shortlist...   
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to uttoxram75 in What are you eating tonight   
    Just had a full English in the Britannia cafe in Thorntree Lane.
    Proper greasy spoon, still going strong after all these years, clientele a good mix of pensioners, workers and even a Jeremy Kyle ish group 🤣
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to Boycie in What are you eating tonight   
    I’d send that shocker back! 🤢
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in The Politics Thread 2019   
    I knew Gove reminded me of someone.

     
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from LeedsCityRam in Suggestions for the next Derby manager   
    Alex Neil for me
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to Steve How Hard? in Suggestions for the next Derby manager   
    Good call. Not quite sure what went wrong with Norwich where he initially assembled a very good team. Has been very quietly doing a solid job at Preston on a limited budget.
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Suggestions for the next Derby manager   
    Alex Neil for me
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to REDCAR in Suggestions for the next Derby manager   
    Les Dennis?
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread   
    I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!!
    Don’t ask me-ow
     
    When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall.
    That's Horatio of 3:1.
  10. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from jono in New joke thread   
    I know an awful lot about bus timetables.
    I've led a sheltered life
  11. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from jono in New joke thread   
    I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!!
    Don’t ask me-ow
     
    When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall.
    That's Horatio of 3:1.
  12. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from bigbadbob in The Politics Thread 2019   
    SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The state takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

    EU BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A GREEK CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from cstand in The Politics Thread 2019   
    SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The state takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

    EU BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A GREEK CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
  14. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from EtoileSportiveDeDerby in The Politics Thread 2019   
    SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The state takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

    EU BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A GREEK CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
  15. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Tamworthram in The Politics Thread 2019   
    SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The state takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

    COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

    EU BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A GREEK CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
  16. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from ThePrisoner in New joke thread   
    I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!!
    Don’t ask me-ow
     
    When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall.
    That's Horatio of 3:1.
  17. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread   
    I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!!
    Don’t ask me-ow
     
    When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall.
    That's Horatio of 3:1.
  18. Haha
    Bwash_Ram reacted to Anag Ram in Chernobyl   
    I feel the same way about Kelly Brook.
  19. Haha
    Bwash_Ram reacted to Boycie in Picture where you and your knee are now   
    Give him a big hand everyone.
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread   
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to Asheville Ram in (a recently naturalized) AMERICAN RAM COMING TO Derby (vs villa in london)!   
    flights $2014, car hire £168, hotel $680, ticket £42.50. so all in all about $3,000. about £2,300
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    Bwash_Ram reacted to David in (a recently naturalized) AMERICAN RAM COMING TO Derby (vs villa in london)!   
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I’m barring all Americans
  23. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Norman in Post in here when you’re on the cherryade   
    Quite why anyone would pay £5 for a pint of CO2 is beyond me.
    Its the gassiest fizzy piswatter ive had the misfortune to drink
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    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Millenniumram in Post in here when you’re on the cherryade   
    Quite why anyone would pay £5 for a pint of CO2 is beyond me.
    Its the gassiest fizzy piswatter ive had the misfortune to drink
  25. Haha
    Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread   
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