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To be fair I am like that when I visit Lidl

'Oh my god I'm so excited' 'I'm so excited to introduce __' 'I'm so excited to be here'.  Everyone on television is in a constant state of excitement obviously 

It's all the drugs..............

Everything that is wrong with today's society in one smug face

Ok point taken 

That's at the tame end of the waving market. I am window down-arm out wave- with friendly horn toot.
This is while I am driving, she will run into shop doorways when I do it when we are out walking.

Ok point taken 

Ok point taken 

Excessive waving . That is quite annoying actually. My other half puts up his hand in a kind of 'police stop' kind of way and says 'thank you'. That's annoying, they can't bloody hear you! 

I actually like to annoy my Missus by excessive waving. I will wave at everyone and its amazing how many wave back.
Its the opposite of that nineteen year old hard man who shouts abuse at you from the passenger window of his mate's speeding saxo. So brave.

Bet they're the same people who do however use their hands to make little 'bunny ears' speech marks when they're waffling. I hate that. 

Exactly.  Living on the edge of the countryside and being an avid runner/cyclist I've lost count of the times I've had to risk being ran over by going round great piles of s***.  Saying that, I dislike horse people in general, stuck up barstewards normally...

Absolutely! I'm also sick of how they ride around like they have more rights on the road than cars do. I drive alongside and put my foot on the throttle. Bad of me I know but I live in an area that's got far too many 'daddy bought me a pony' kids 

People who tweet football players. Tonight to Will Huhes - 'hope you guys are ready to kick start the season'. Then there's those happy birthday tweets. Get over yourselves! The grovel fest to Shaun Barker, just stop that now. 
People who make a huge production out of a sneeze. Guy just sneezed and somebody down the other end of the complex shouted 'bless you'. God knows how many decibels he produced but olives were dropping of the bloody trees outside. 
People who can't wait to tell everyone they've 'been on a cruise'. How magnificent you went to a floating Butlins, good for you. 

Horse riders. Dog owners have to scope the poop, why not horse owners

Dog owners who go off to work and are either oblivious to the fact or don't care that their pet spends most of the day barking and howling. No joke if you work nights or retired and at home during the day. I also feel so sorry for the dog.

People who tweet football players. Tonight to Will Huhes - 'hope you guys are ready to kick start the season'. Then there's those happy birthday tweets. Get over yourselves! The grovel fest to Shaun Barker, just stop that now. 
People who make a huge production out of a sneeze. Guy just sneezed and somebody down the other end of the complex shouted 'bless you'. God knows how many decibels he produced but olives were dropping of the bloody trees outside. 
People who can't wait to tell everyone they've 'been on a cruise'. How magnificent you went to a floating Butlins, good for you. 

People who tweet football players. Tonight to Will Huhes - 'hope you guys are ready to kick start the season'. Then there's those happy birthday tweets. Get over yourselves! The grovel fest to Shaun Barker, just stop that now. 
People who make a huge production out of a sneeze. Guy just sneezed and somebody down the other end of the complex shouted 'bless you'. God knows how many decibels he produced but olives were dropping of the bloody trees outside. 
People who can't wait to tell everyone they've 'been on a cruise'. How magnificent you went to a floating Butlins, good for you. 

People who let their dogs lick their faces... Disgusting....
 
 

When people use a swear word in a tweet and replace one letter with an asterix like it makes a massive difference. E.G. F*ck. Just say the whole ******* word, you ******* ****.

Oh yeah...and in a similar vein - people who come to your desk and say 'do you want to contribute to a card and flowers for ****'....  who is someone I hardly know's Mum who has got to have an ingrowing toenail removed and is at home milking it for all its worth...!!!

The people who talk over announcements.  'This train is delayed because of *HAHAHA!!!* and we will depart in *YEAH MATE, ON THE TRAIN!!*. Thanks for that you gobbed off right through the important bits 

Totally agree especially people on mobile phones, where you can hear both sides of the conversation . I don't want to hear about you boring life , keep it to yourself aaarrggghh

I was given pocket money at a young age and told that if I wanted any sweets I would have purchase them myself. I stopped eating sweets almost immediately.

I thought I was extremely lucky to get an ice pop. If it was mum's pay day I got a Jubbly.