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No but perhaps I should get the wet wipes in the fridge ?

Is this one of those offer to make a mate a brew moments, stick a crippling amount of laxatives in and end up downing yourself as the karma gods look down on you and chuckle?

Mazzywatter.

Haha - he would be! 
I think this is the first place you've ever posted in here that I  recognise. I just hang around Derbyshire and away football grounds.
I love seeing all the places other people visit, though.

Yes he was telling me about that last night.

Yes great pub, and £1.50 a pint cheaper than my local in Christchurch, lovely pork pies and scratchings as well ?

Look so like the sort of place Lambchop would frequent.. You just need a bag of mini cheddars and you’ve pulled.

Christ almighty just ate a ghost chilli sausage roll I bought over for @Boycie then remembered he doesn’t eat pastry, flookin ell it’s set fire too me gob, all washed down with a glass of full cream milk. 

The Bridge Swim and punt, Christchurch.

That’s my knee but I had zoomed in on the punt hence it is supersized ?

That’s my knee but I had zoomed in on the punt hence it is supersized ?

Pretty much every joke will offend, upset, or "disappoint" someone, somewhere.  That's the nature of the beast!
... And talking of beast... Even some avatars promoting bestiality could offend/upset/disappoint someone who isn't that way inclined!  ...And before you ask, no, I don't mean me!  In fact I find your avatar somewhat alluring, myself!  She's a looker, that's for sure!
 
Heat... kitchen... exit door...
 

Have a good visit ?????

Oktoberfest 

I jumped into a London cab and said 'Waterloo please'
He said 'the Station?'
I replied 'Well I'm a bit fooking late for the battle' 

Paddy went for a job and at the interview he was told his starting rate was £7.50/hour going up to £12.50/hour after 6 months.
“When can you start?”, asked the interviewer.
“In 6 months”,Paddy replied.

Don’t worry had the mild later??

Coffee in a fancy glass.
 

Seriously though what a privilege to walk amongst so much history that is not fenced off and inaccessible.

Not a bad start to the day.

I see you like some egg with your pepper on toast

I don't usually have toast, but when I do, that's exactly how much butter I put on it.

Yeah in fairness it was a taste sensation. Homemade flatbread with hummus, red onion, pomegranate seeds and fresh coriander.
I'm a pig though so i need about 50 pieces to compensate for the lack of animal fats. I did get away with grilling a load of cheddar all over my wedges though.

Not a bad start to the day.

I don't know what to tell you. Mrs Parsnip's started hanging around with some lesbians (something about Jeremy Corbyn?!) and she's all over this vegan crap. We usually cook separately due to my bloodlust but i decided to eat what she ate tonight to show support. 
I'm still hungry.