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tippy... tappy... back-heel happy... almost worked!

Muckerette's just put a film on in the background... now got the theme from Great Escape blaring out. Lovely! 🤣

They look like they fancy a scrap, and yet this is the last place you'd expect to get down to the last pie. All very weird! 👀

Fozzie follows in and hammers home... but already pulled back for a challenge by JC. Shame.

Give us an E, give us I, give us an EIO...

All this first 18 mins needs is a goal to make it... oh... Nelson...

They are either dirty, or really rather rubbish at tackling! 🙄

#cynical pies

excellent save by Mr Tickle keeps a Wilson header out 0-0

good play... JC gets a chance to turn in the box... corner... high and wide... Goal kick...

CH ain't never winning that argument against any ref. They'll book when they want!

Come on you Greens...

What a fool you've been! There was no need to go to all that trouble, mate. Today's RamsTV game is available in the UK! #doh!

... and it was at this point, that we rapidly lose interest! 🤣 #woodhattrick

Just tried cashing in a £20 Go Outdoors Gift Voucher through the RamsTV site. Firstly, they wouldn't accept it. 🙄 Secondly, I wasn't expecting any change, so they'd have made a 100% profit/doubled their income! 🙄🙄 Now, I realise RamsTV was set up solely and purposely for idle gits and half fans not to even have to Go Outdoors at all, but jeez, I can't help thinking they have missed a trick here, and I don't think it will take much detective work to find out who's to blame! #Warne Out(doors)! Anyway, I ended up flogging the voucher for £15... then found out RamsTV don't take cash either (FFS!), so another mate has bank transferred me a tenner... and charged me £15 cash, obvs... and I am now gonna sit and watch The Mighty Rams on Rams TV, pour myself a very large snowball (with glacé cherry, obvs), give them a toot on my party tooter, and cheer us all the way to another 3 points. I cannot deny, it's been quite a journey, but when you're committed, you're committed, innit. 🐏 If this don't bring at least a nomi for supporter of the year, I'll be peeved to say the least! Up The Rams, and a Merry Boxing Day yer Ar5e.

Bing Crosby plays the character Bob Wallace. Bob is short for Bobby. Wallace has the same number of Syllables as Zamora. Could it be more obvious! or: Some of the musical accompaniments within the movie were played by the strings section of an orchestra... probably! You may recall, there was that delightful little period in our history when we had The EFL playing from the same section. 👀

Ooops! Wrong thread 🙄

Away win 0-1 Sibley

Anyone else left with the impression that PW's final "Ho, Ho, Ho" on the end of that email vid he sent us this avvy was somewhat lacking in seasonal goodwill and sincerity, or am I just "not getting him"? 👀 *Only joking, Mr W. I get you loud and clear. Merry Christmas, yer little tinker, you! 🐏🍻 ... Although Young Nigel always used to send us all personal greetings through the post, so think on! 😉

Bear with me... I'll attempt to make this as painless as I can... Assuming your family are typical red dogs... living in the 70's, with hairstyles to match, and spending the last 4.4 decades celebrating beating a team of Swedish butchers, bakers, and candlestick makers... I have to ask... Does your mullet-kin tire? *with thanks and acknowledgement to the christmas cracker pun company 1979 plc.

That just screams "Christmas" to me, in so many ways. I think I'm finally in the mood! Merry Christmas everyone. 🍻

How about some nice driving gloves?

Obviously not proud of this bit, but I can confirm 7 seconds is more than enough. The whole search (For best part of an hour and a half, in and around East Street and The Eagle Centre, as it was then, and involving police foot patrols, Eagle Centre security staff, and lots of walkie-talkies) centred around my anger at the boy for wandering off, and planning the appropriate punishment once he was found. The reality of the situation once he was found was part collapse, a little vomiting, and literal tears of utter and shameless relief! Shame itself only kicked in later, and still remains today, nigh on 36 years later* Never felt so sick in my life, before or since! 🤮 (He was found by BHS staff, apparently within 5 mins of him wandering off, taken to their non-public staff canteen... and nobody thought it wise to actually report it! He, on the other hand, was lapping up the cakes, fizzy pop, goodies, and attention in equal measure!) FFS! *He was defo pre-school, so maybe 4 years old?

Some lovely ideals on here, and I commend those for both suggesting them and for following them. But with respect, I do wonder just how realistic some of them are. When my lads were infant school age, I spent the majority of that era working away. Always dawn til dusk. Never with a mobile phone to hand (late 80's). Mostly 6 days a week, and even 13 days a fortnight for the best part of 12 months. The rare calls home from a phone box were always outside of work hours, hence the kids already being in bed (and the neighbour babysitting for 20 mins, whilst Muckerette popped over to their house to take my call, as we didn't have a home phone either). I was always under the illusion that they'd starve and/or be living naked in a cardboard box otherwise. T'was far from ideal, of course, then or now, but sometimes a parent has to do what has to be done. Maybe the government make it less critical to get a job nowadays, and a little easier to feed and clothe your kids without the need to earn a wage? I truly don't know! 🤷‍♂️

From that link, All I got to was a comment that said "What do you think Archie is short for?". That was the point where I spat my coffee all over my keyboard, and I think my laptop is now fooked! I wish people would think before posting. 👀