Mucker1884

Away win 1-2 Collins

Another positive from yesterday... I managed to get all the skirting board off, plus that bit of boxing-in around the rad pipes, so I'm all ready for the damp-proof guys coming on Thursday to smash my living room walls to smithereens. Tune in tomorrow, for today's positives, yeah! 😁 #movingforwardonedayatatime.

Oooh! Now that's clever! #isawwhatyoudidthere

"A dream day out" should be a meet & greet with Rammie and his better half/sister/secretary/pretty young niece(🤷‍♂️), and maybe a tour of the facilities, before retiring for pre-match juice and microwave pizza in the community hub. Gone should be the days of including them to dither about trying to retrieve a ball for a professional sporting club with ambitions of conquering the world (or evening Middle England, for that matter!) There's plenty of other opportunities to entrap the poor little mites into the grasp of DCFC.

Gotta say, Young Arthur looks the business in that pic. Very much an air of "'80's PE Teacher" about him, I reckon. What do others think?

Not sure if this is down to your poor reading skills, or my poor writing skills, but just to clarify, I didn't call you a knob, but did intend to imply that your one specific post to which I was referencing, made you come across as one. As I seem to recall, there has also been evidence from other posts of yours that have made you appear like an absolute brick, so apologies for my part in any misunderstanding, and for highlighting your knobbish post alone! That's right... "brick"! 🍻

Not if they identify as adults, no. 😉

I'm exceedingly impressed with how you gave your opinion on the subject matter, whilst not actually commenting on said subject. That's clevershitt, bro! 👀

Currently showing as "Worldwide" on the fixture list TV thingy (as opposed to "Overseas") so am I correct in assuming there'll be confirmation anon, that this will be available as a PPV for those of us sat on our arses here in The UK?

Massive positive for me... Oldish bloke sat immediately behind me for years, season after season, game after game... up until covid/shutdown. Always used to natter, and share a pre-kick off handshake. (He also saw Muckerette as a lucky mascot, as she had a good run of results when she attended.) No sign of him on our return to the games post covid, or since, and it goes without saying, "I feared the worst". ... until yesterday, when he came almost bounding up the stairs, looking fit and well, strong enough for a quick handshake, a smiley exchange of "Good to see you buddy", and continuing his trek higher up towards the back. No idea whether this was a one off, or whether he's continued with his ST. Now, I appreciate he could have spent post-covid deliberately avoiding me. Maybe used that as a perfect excuse for changing ST seats. Who knows... and who cares. The f***** is alive and well, and seeing him, even for 7 seconds, left me feeling a little warm and fuzzy inside. The game didn't spoil my mood, as I'm a massive fan of trying to keep events in perspective! 😁🍻🐏

Who're you calling a member, pal! 😲

I'm with @ramtique on this. It's simply not as enjoyable as it has been. It's not as entertaining as it could be. Jipes, it could even be argued it's not as entertaining as it SHOULD be (But that's a separate discussion). Like @ramtique, I too suspect there are others (20k+, quite likely, but I appreciate I could be open to argument there!) I'm not threatening to down STs and stay away (Although it does occasionally cross my mind!). I'm certainly not affected enough to be concerned about my day to day mental well being. I don't enjoy seaside do-nuts as much as I did 40 years ago, but they're still bloody tempting when you're within touching distance of the seaside. Same with Kylie in gold hotpants. It just doesn't have that same effect any more... but I ain't gonna click away if it unintentionally pops up on my YouTube suggestions! 👀 Hey, @Tyler Durden, why not not try to focus on what folk are actually posting, rather than exaggerating their words and opinions to a polar extreme? Just a thought.

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Wait... What? From the same poster? One having a dig at fans who are moaning about the poor quality of the football on show? The other hinting that they are not themselves enamoured with the poor quality of the football on show? I love this forum. 😁

As a fellow fan, I'm glad you're going next Saturday, and I'm glad you can't wait. Not so sure about your joy at other folks' misery, though. Makes you come across as a bit knobbish.

#Benin Leverkusen 😁

Im intrigued. So what are you gonna do next time? Indicate left when turning right? Go anti-clockwise around a roundabout? Speed up, instead of slowing down? 🤷‍♂️

We've all been there mate. Still... congrats anyway, yeah!

I knew it! He was a postman all along. Yer canna deny it now! 😁 Anyway, these fancy-dan ringer-stingers come with an ergonomic notification button... that even lights up in the dark. There's just no need anymore, for fumbling about in the dark, handling other people's knockers! Oh! 😲

Wasn't "Heavy petting" on that banned list too? Or was that just Queen St Baths? 🤷‍♂️ ... I wonder of the young 'uns even know what "heavy petting" is! 🤣

4 hour round trip before I go to the game today... and I only live down near the cricket ground! I'll feel like a full fan by the time I get to the match! 🤣

If Carlsberg did a "How late was you, and why" survey...! 🍻 #recordbreaker #hero I reckon even @B4ev6is would have "let him off" with that one! 🍻🐏

Where TF did I mention about them being mine? There is another arse in the house, yer know! I've a good mind to ignore your offensive comment, and turn the other cheek ... so to speak!

Now, yer see, I don't have that problem! *I've set you up nicely for the punchline there, @Bob The Badger. Go for it! 😁

Why? Does it moonwalk up the wal... oh... erm... Ah! THAT Michael J. 🤓