Mucker1884

I appreciate you were joking, but in all seriousness, I was never a contender, as I'm not even allowed to use glue.

Sad to read that, buddy. There are far too many good folk on here to allow one poster... or even a handful... to rule the roost. Take a step back. Literally walk away for the closed season. Then come back in the new improved bigger better next season. Even set a limit for your return if need be. 2 hours a week. whatever. But never say never. There's too much good to potentially miss out on. And too many good folk that have your back, and will welcome you back with open arms... when you are ready. Take it easy, buddy, and have a great summer. 🍻

I suspect a misunderstanding... Number of pages = depends on the result. Defeats tend to bring out the longer threads/more pages. My comment bore no relation to your excellent opening posts. 🍻

I'm not sure they did? 🤷‍♂️ Wasn't it more along the lines of "Please do not go on the pitch before the final whistle". That's entirely different to your quote, and covers their arses when it comes to thousands breaking the law on their property! Yes, it was inevitable. No, there was nothing more the club could have done to avoid the invasion. But that still does not make it right or acceptable. ... and as for the atmosphere once they were on the pitch... Embarrassingly non-existent, imo. If we'd have partied like that back in the '80's, it would have been called a wake! 👀 Children sliding around on the hallowed turf, and grown-ups wandering aimlessly wondering "What happens now". No "scenes". Very little jumping around singing and cheering. No passion. No emotion. I repeat... embarrassing. To be fair, having a good overview of the proceedings from my seat, I suspect the majority were puffed out after all that exercise! Looked like most of them had never been near a sports pitch before! It was fully expected of course (as a lot of anti-social/selfish behaviour is nowadays!), so it certainly didn't spoil my afternoon, but I still maintain a lap of honour by the players, management, and Mr Clowes... along with their nearest and dearest... would have been much more preferable... especially in front of 25k+ still in the stands. But much of the stands were nigh on empty within 5 minutes of the final whistle. When the (majority of the ) pitch invaders eventually left the pitch, they weren't miraculously full again, which would imply most had given up, and headed home. Check out the numbers still there once the trophy was brought out. It was like the raffle results at a village fete!

Not to worry mate. I've sorted a replacement...

Where is everyone? I'm still here waiting for them to come out for their lap of honour...

I think they've compiled two, in case we have to go back and finish the game! 🤣

Personally, I find @Comrade 86's matchday threads a little on the short side. They could do with more pages! 👀

Well, that's very kind of you sir, as it's more than we're wishing you in yours, this season! 😉

#raising a can 4 dan. Thanks for everything fella. You did us proud.

Dear EFL Championship, We're back...

1/ Has the whistle gone yet? Do we have to go back to finish it off? 🤷‍♂️ 2/ The "Stand up for David Clowes" had me welling up... as did his double lift of the trophy. ("Once more for the cameras please David"!) 3/ "Ok... erm... well... how about you agree to stay off the pitch until after the final whistle then? Deal?". That has to win the safety announcement of the year award! 🤣 4/ Visually, the scenes (on the pitch) afterwards looked stunning. But the atmosphere was lacking. Lots milling around wondering "What the heck do we do now"! Very little in the joyous celebration department was evident from the stands. Just a couple of ripples. Nowt special. I repeat... visually stunning. 5/ Disappointed with the lack of a lap of honour (No surprise there!), but so glad I hung back to the end, and watched (on the big screen) Mr Clowes lift that trophy. What. A. Hero. 🐏 6/ Yeah. After 49 years, it's up there. It's still means summat. I still feel it... which is nice! Now... where's that bottle of Emva Cream... Cheers, fellow Rams. 🍻

Damn it. I totally missed that. #Love it!

Stay calm, everyone...

Time to man up... Home win 4-0 Collins ...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax!

Well, that touched a duct! All the very best to you sir, and here's to you remembering today for many, many more years to come. 🐏🤍

Should be, just as long as we keep the pressure on them, the fans shouldn't blow a gasket. Time to make a bolt for the Championship, and seal promotion. 🐏

You never said! Why didn't you say! 😉 🤣 🤍

3 more espressos in now... manning up as I type... #Warne Up

I hate to be pedantic on a day that is meant to be all about enjoyment, spontaneity and emotion, but I've just had a horrible thought... Will I seriously get in with these, or should I hide them down my pants...

EDIT: For George, not @DarkFruitsRam7. Obvs! 👀

Oh, don't get me wrong, my sit down order was 100% for his own good. I never met the lad, but it was quite clear how bloody clumsy he could be! I worry for him, and it's a bloody big fall from up there! 😲 🍻

Need to man up. Just one espresso in, and I've already shed tears this morning. Gonna be a wreck by 2:30. Bloody football, eh!