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'Peel here' tags on packs of bacon.

Isn't 'bangin' em on the coffee table' a surefire way of snapping the legs off?

Derby County mentioned more times than Norwich, ha.

More action in five minutes, than the whole of the first leg. 1-0 Leeds.

Bradley, most likely.

I rated Jack Taylor as probably the best / fairest referee in the country, this game and his decision totally blew that theory out of the water, and most likely cost us the chance of ever lifting the cup in my lifetime. Still hurts, 48 years later..

Rather you than me, Nick, few more bum twitching days before you can relax for the summer.

Final placings of the 23/24 Prediction (Promotion Winning) season. Premiership leroyoftherovers 58 Dordogne-Ram 52 RadioactiveWaste 52 europia 51 True Ram 50 Brammie Steve 49 Foreveram 49 Kernow 49 rynny 49 Miggins 48 HedgeEnder 47 Cardiogram 46 mozza 46 Osbaldwick 45 OohMartWright 44 timlondinium 44 dcfc the 1 4me 43 RodleyRam 43 BucksRam 42 Fla Ram 42 Championship StevenageRam 42 taffyram 42 Carnero 41 Addingham Ram 40 Grimbeard 40 hydraulic ram 40 Mucker1884 40 Puffin 40 Ramifications 40 Malty 39 archram 38 Chris_Martin 38 MarsdenRam 38 WharfedaleRam 38 Comrade 86 37 EssendonRam 37 rammieib 37 Ramsamwidge 37 Bessie1 36 FlyBritishMidland 36 harwich ram 36 Ted McMinn Football Genius 36 BodminRam 35 DCFC Kicks 35 Div1 DiggerB 35 Kenavo 35 TheHospitalier 35 angieram 34 BathRam72 34 Blondest Goat 34 ilsonram12 34 MidWalesRam 34 ramant62 34 Wolfie 34 Wolfie20 34 BramcoteRam84 33 SKRam 33 FindernRam 32 hintonsboots 32 Jourdan 32 Premier ram 32 TimRam 32 AndyB 31 Jase116 31 Mckram 30 Rich84 30 Simmo's left foot 30 Topram 30 Div2 InstaRam 28 LeedsCityRam 28 Elgin_Ram 26 SKHunter 26 Curtains 25 DCFC1388 25 gccrowdpleaser 25 ColonelBlimp 24 cstand 24 Eoghan1884 24 Jimbo Ram 24 jimtastic56 24 DesertRam 23 REDCAR 23 Amberram 22 Steve How Hard? 20 Van der MoodHoover 19 PendineRam 18 1967Ram 18 BriggRam 17 JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta 17 r4derby 17 BarrowRam 16 BOB BIGGS 16 Div3 Jortat 16 JMC 15 MadAmster 15 Scott129 15 oodledoodle 14 TomTom92 14 Animal is a Ram 13 DCFC4LIFE 10 DerbyAleMan 10 Mick Brolly 10 NegativeCreep 10 PrideParkhead 10 CBRammette 9 DE56Ram 9 Elwood P Dowd 9 Magicman 9 TF Ram 9 Chopper 8 MaltRam 8 uttoxram75 8 Will Hughes Hair 8 Alan Ramage 4 EVA 7 Brailsford Ram 7 21CSchizoidRam 7 Div4 Foxy Ram 7 Gladys_was_the_Greatest 7 Sheff Ram 7 Wistaston Ram 7 dantheram 6 Keepyuppy 6 Rampant 6 Top Lino 6 Dean (hick) Saunders 5 one_chop 5 sheeponacid 5 bucktwo 4 EnigmaRam 4 Gabby'sThighs 4 MackworthRamisGod 4 Ram-a-lama fa fa fa 4 S8TY 4 Turk Thrust 4 Woodley Ram 4 Abu Derby 3 BaianoPOTY98 3 Biley66 3 HonitonRam 3 Idiakez 3 Div5 ivo_knoflicek 3 Jram 3 Justa 3 JustOneBiblicalKazim 3 kevinhectoring 3 LittleEatonRam 3 Matchday Fred 3 Mrso 3 Needlesh 3 NottmRAM 3 oohmarkwright 3 Old Spalding Ram 3 SinceIWasntSoYoung 3 Slaapwekkend P 3 strawhillram 3 B4's Sister 2 De22Ram 2 dabber 2 Dava75 2 EraniosSocks 2 glyn1957 2 Hoppo 2 Johnnyoj 2 8Leeds 2 Div6 Makedoh 2 Marriot Ram99 2 minesahartington 2 OUTSIDER 2 Paultheram 2 plymouthram 2 Ramaldo 2 Ram_in_Cumbria 2 simmoram1995 2 Skin em Ted 2 trappatoni 2 ziggazagga 2 Anag Ram 1 Archie 1 CapeTownRams 1 CBX1985 1 Charliegeorge1962 1 chewbacca 1 CodnorRam 1 DavesaRam 1 DCFCmaz 1 deanoakram4life 1 Donegal Ram 1 England Ram 1 Div7 Electric Ram 1 Ghost of Clough 1 jameso 1 lagavulinram 1 littleover ram 1 lrm14 1 lukedcfc 1 MACKWORTHRAM 1 McMuffin 1 MickD 1 NG2Ram 1 old tray boy 1 Raich Carter 1 Ram a lamb a ding dong 1 ramboy63 1 RamDotFi 1 Ramrob 1 RoyMac5 1 sage 1 Seth's left foot 1 Smon Bradley 1 Tamworthram 1 TheRamOfSwad 1 The_Sheriff 1 Div8 TomG 1 WhiteHorseRam 1 Alty_Ram 0 AlvoRam 0 Ambitious 0 Andrew1 0 Barney1991 0 bcnram 0 bimmerman 0 BLB 0 Chellaston Ram 0 Chesterfield_Ram 0 CrapSince99 0 Davec2203 0 Dethorn 0 devonram1980 0 Diego 0 Eargasm 0 eddy779h34 0 Ellafella 0 et arietem 0 Franks Tanked 0 Gee SCREAMER !! 0 GeneralRam 0 Div9 Gritstone Ram 0 Guest 0 Hustler 0 Ian Buxton's Bat 0 Inverurie Ram 0 Jayram 0 Jubbs 0 kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong 0 Kinder 0 Kokosnuss 0 Kooklaram 0 Lac291884 0 LazloW 0 LeedsRam1999 0 Mikeyboy1963 0 MK-Ram 0 Oldben 0 oldtimeram 0 Parsnip 0 1977 Ram Raider 0 Ramism 0 ramit 0 Rample 0 Ramslad1992 0 Non-League Ratpackram 0 Reggie Greenwood 0 richinspain 0 S6 boy 0 Saturn5 0 secretsquirrel 0 Sparkle 0 Srg 0 SSD 0 StarterForTen 0 Stommo 0 SWRam 0 Sussex Ram 0 swadieram 0 Sweetness34 0 TaahnRam 0 ThePrisoner 0 TINMANTED 0 Toadbelly 0 valakari 0 VulcanRam 0 WestStandStartTheBounce 0 FINAL PLACINGS. Congratulations to winner @leroyoftherovers , Well done to joint runners up @Dordogne-Ram and @RadioactiveWaste , many thanks to all who have taken part in an eventful, promotion winning season. ENJOY YOUR SUMMER RESPONSIBLY.. 🙂

There's nowt better than a full on, confident fart..

Derby County v Carlisle Utd 5pts Chris_Martin 38 3pts Animal is a Ram 13 BathRam72 34 Biley66 3 Blondest Goat 34 Brammie Steve 49 DCFC Kicks 35 Eoghan1884 24 europia 51 FlyBritishMidland 36 Grimbeard 40 HedgeEnder 47 Kenavo 35 Kernow 49 PrideParkhead 10 Puffin 40 Ramifications 40 RodleyRam 43 Scott129 15 SKRam 33 Wolfie20 34 2pts rynny 49 1pt Addingham Ram 40 AndyB 31 angieram 34 archram 38 BarrowRam 16 Bessie1 36 BucksRam 42 Cardiogram 46 Carnero 41 chewbacca 1 cstand 24 De22Ram 2 DE56Ram 9 dcfc the 1 4me 43 DesertRam 23 DiggerB 35 Dordogne-Ram 52 Elgin_Ram 26 EssendonRam 37 Fla Ram 42 Foreveram 49 Gladys_was_the_Greatest 7 harwich ram 36 hintonsboots 32 hydraulic ram 40 ilsonram12 34 jimtastic56 24 Jourdan 32 leroyoftherovers 58 MadAmster 15 MaltRam 8 Malty 39 MarsdenRam 38 Mckram 30 McMuffin 1 MidWalesRam 34 Miggins 48 mozza 46 Mucker1884 40 NegativeCreep 10 OohMartWright 44 Osbaldwick 45 Premier ram 32 1967Ram 18 RadioactiveWaste 52 rammieib 37 Ramsamwidge 37 REDCAR 23 SKHunter 26 StevenageRam 42 taffyram 42 Ted McMinn Football Genius 36 TheHospitalier 35 timlondinium 44 TimRam 32 Top Lino 6 True Ram 50 Wolfie 34 Derby County 2 Carlisle Utd 0, Bird = FRGS.

Derby County 3 Carlisle Utd 1, NM-L FRGS.

Coincidently the same day your heading off to France, you randy pair..

SATURDAY 27 APRIL @ PRIDE PARK STADIUM KICK OFF 12:30 DERBY COUNTY V CARLISLE UNITED

Change your name to Foxy, and you'd shoot up three places, still be in Div1 tho mind..

Click the 'still' back one frame, he's onside, click it forward one frame, he's off. Too close to call and goal should have stood, very unlucky Coventry, you've been had..