eddie Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 African or European sparrow? How should I know? Aaaaaaaghhhhhh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 How come you know so much about sparrows m'lord? Well, one has to know these things when you're king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen-- "That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???." Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!") Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!") And gallantly he chickened out. ****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!") Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Yea well, what have the Romans ever done for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Because he hasn't got **** all over him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inter politics Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The boy can do no wrong...a hole in one - disappointed it was only a par 3 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The boy can do no wrong...a hole in one - disappointed it was only a par 3 though. It was only a par 3 for Jake. I believe that it was a par 5 for lesser mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB BIGGS Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 How should I know? Aaaaaaaghhhhhh!!!! I'd say House Sparrow, Tree Sparrow being much rarer these days....anyone still awake, I could go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I am SO slow, but at least I got there in the end. You guys talking about sparrows - it's SWALLOWS. Two sparrows could never carry a coconut, even if it was attached to a piece of string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 not only is the man a footballing genius, he's a golfing genius as well. Genius. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezner Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 He told the ball to go.in the hole. It obeyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I bet it was like the golf scene near the start of Space Jam where the looney toons made Michael Jordan's ball go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 He told the ball to go.in the hole. It obeyed. He hit the ball randomly, then willed the planet to revolve so the hole was under it. Praise be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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