Posted October 28, 20177 yr Couple of elderly people on Nottingham tram "What's she called her new rabbit then?" "Brenda." Pause for thought. "Good name for a rabbit."
October 28, 20177 yr My ex-bos overheard 2 girls on a bus in Leicester one evening. G1 "'ere, I fort you was tagged'" G2 "Yeah, but it's one i can slip off like." G1 " I 'ope I get one er them"
October 28, 20177 yr A random conversation between my 4 year old and 7 year old: 4: do you know how to kill a bull 7: errrrr no ( very puzzled and wondering where the he'll this conversation has come from 4: you sneak up behind it and shoot it in the leg 7: oh !!
October 28, 20177 yr Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 7: Shall we play pretend horsies 4: yeaaaaah 7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ????
October 29, 20177 yr We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration. Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange. As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines ’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’!
October 29, 20177 yr 4 hours ago, Anag Ram said: We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration. Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange. As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines ’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’! Carry on script right there.
October 29, 20177 yr 13 hours ago, RiddingsRam said: Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 7: Shall we play pretend horsies 4: yeaaaaah 7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ???? Horses and donkeys easily mixed up. Called mine Richard Keogh ?
October 30, 20177 yr 19 hours ago, Boycie said: Carry on script right there. Clearly the reception at the local hospital. Where were Doctor Winkle and Matron whilst this was going on?
October 30, 20177 yr My youngest lad when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep " You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer"
October 31, 20177 yr 17 hours ago, JG400 said: My youngest lad when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep " You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer" I presume he's now a serial killer?
October 31, 20177 yr 4 hours ago, RamNut said: I presume he's now a serial killer? Nope very normal , there's a little bit of killer in all of us , it's a cave man thing?
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