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Couple of elderly people on Nottingham tram

"What's she called her new rabbit then?"

"Brenda."

Pause for thought. 

"Good name for a rabbit."

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    Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old :  7: Shall we play pretend horsies  4: yeaaaaah  7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours  4: (pause)

My ex-bos overheard 2 girls on a bus in Leicester  one evening.

G1 "'ere, I fort you was tagged'"

G2 "Yeah, but it's one i can slip off like."

G1 " I 'ope I get one er them"

A random conversation between my 4 year old and 7 year old: 

4: do you know how to kill a bull

7: errrrr no ( very puzzled and wondering where the he'll this conversation has come from 

4: you sneak up behind it and shoot it in the leg 

7: oh !!

Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 

7: Shall we play pretend horsies 

4: yeaaaaah 

7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 

4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ????

 

We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration.

Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange.

As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines

’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’!

4 hours ago, Anag Ram said:

We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration.

Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange.

As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines

’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’!

Carry on script right there.

13 hours ago, RiddingsRam said:

Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 

7: Shall we play pretend horsies 

4: yeaaaaah 

7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 

4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ????

 

Horses and donkeys easily mixed up. 

 Called mine Richard Keogh ?

19 hours ago, Boycie said:

Carry on script right there.

Clearly the reception at the local hospital. 

Where were Doctor Winkle and Matron whilst this was going on?

My youngest lad  when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep

" You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer"

17 hours ago, JG400 said:

My youngest lad  when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep

" You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer"

I presume he's now a serial killer?

4 hours ago, RamNut said:

I presume he's now a serial killer?

Nope very normal , there's a little bit of killer in all of us , it's a cave man thing?

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