dog Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Couple of elderly people on Nottingham tram "What's she called her new rabbit then?" "Brenda." Pause for thought. "Good name for a rabbit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 You should have asked what size batteries it took... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 My ex-bos overheard 2 girls on a bus in Leicester one evening. G1 "'ere, I fort you was tagged'" G2 "Yeah, but it's one i can slip off like." G1 " I 'ope I get one er them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 A random conversation between my 4 year old and 7 year old: 4: do you know how to kill a bull 7: errrrr no ( very puzzled and wondering where the he'll this conversation has come from 4: you sneak up behind it and shoot it in the leg 7: oh !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 7: Shall we play pretend horsies 4: yeaaaaah 7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration. Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange. As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines ’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Anag Ram said: We had a temporary screen up in our reception area whilst we had some redecoration. Behind the screen our girl receptionist was about to eat an orange. As one of our customers entered reception she hear the immortal lines ’You hold it while I suck it ‘cos I don’t want to get my fingers sticky’! Carry on script right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 13 hours ago, RiddingsRam said: Ooh another one between my 4 year old and 7 year old : 7: Shall we play pretend horsies 4: yeaaaaah 7: I'm going to call mine stardust , what you going to call yours 4: (pause) errrrrr..... Johnny Russell ???? Horses and donkeys easily mixed up. Called mine Richard Keogh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 19 hours ago, Boycie said: Carry on script right there. Clearly the reception at the local hospital. Where were Doctor Winkle and Matron whilst this was going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG400 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 My youngest lad when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep " You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 17 hours ago, JG400 said: My youngest lad when he was very young on a camping holiday was heard talking in his sleep " You tickle its chin , I'll hit it over the head with a hammer" I presume he's now a serial killer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG400 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 hours ago, RamNut said: I presume he's now a serial killer? Nope very normal , there's a little bit of killer in all of us , it's a cave man thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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