Boycie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hey no pussy puns please. How do these cat cafe places pass hygenie levels. I mean, you only need one TOM barging in and spraying everywhere like a demented fury fireman and it'll stink the place out. I hate going into cat owners houses and smelling that horrible used cat litter smell at the best of times. Why oh why are women, and it's only women, so loved up with sitting drinking coffee and admiring another ladies pus..cat. Mrs Slocombe would be in her eye oles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Are these really a thing up here now? I though they were just for big city ******* who have never seen a real animal before and think it's some kind of amazing novelty to take a selfie whilst stroking a house pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 One opening in Derby, with rumours of another one. im seriously thinking of opening a skunk cafe. no drugs, but Pepe le'phew and his mates strolling about while you slerp on an Earl Grey with a peg on yer noz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RamNut Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I would certainly go in to have a feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Poor cats, with all those crusty women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, Boycie said: WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, Boycie said: Look at the length of the tail of the cat sat on the purple sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I have this feline its a terrible idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Who wants that ****? Scrounging animals all around your food and drink. Licking your cup. Brushing against your plate. Why don't we have a hairdressers where you sit on a bog. ChopNPlop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Cheesing thread!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 What do cats taste like anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 32 minutes ago, Paul71 said: What do cats taste like anyway? Is it owned by Koreans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Paul71 said: What do cats taste like anyway? Like chicken thigh with a hint of rabbit. Needs a fair bit of black pepper though. Watch out for microchips - play havoc with fillings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 These are really popular. It's essentially like the Cats Protection League crossed with a cafe. If you want to rehome a cat, you can go and have a cuppa and see which cats you like, experience their temperament etc. Seems a good idea to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 It's just another twist and addition to our already bloated service industry. They're super successful in London, some of the places around here you have to book a month in advance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 3 March 2016 at 08:27, Srg said: Is it owned by Koreans? I hear you're a racist now Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 02/03/2016 at 22:49, Boycie said: Hey no pussy puns please. How do these cat cafe places pass hygenie levels. I mean, you only need one TOM barging in and spraying everywhere like a demented fury fireman and it'll stink the place out. I hate going into cat owners houses and smelling that horrible used cat litter smell at the best of times. Why oh why are women, and it's only women, so loved up with sitting drinking coffee and admiring another ladies pus..cat. Mrs Slocombe would be in her eye oles. Not me. I dont like cats, stinky things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 03/03/2016 at 11:36, Shang said: It's just another twist and addition to our already bloated service industry. They're super successful in London, some of the places around here you have to book a month in advance! To have cats crawling over your food? I swear people used to be normal. Was it the Internet that ruined it all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 We have a dog bar in St Pete, it is great... the sign outside says...."Sit, Stay and drink".. genius. I have been in a few bars with dogs in before...but none like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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