Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 Ok, I admit it, slightly tipsy last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Ok, I admit it, slightly tipsy last night Don't worry, Daveo. Your proposal of marriage will just be our little secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Hmmm. I seem to have confused PMs with replying in threads. Still, it's such an obscure niche of the message board, I'm sure no-one will notice . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Hmmm. I seem to have confused PMs with replying in threads. Still, it's such an obscure niche of the message board, I'm sure no-one will notice . Yeah I'd agree no one reads these threads....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I came to this thread because someone directed me here to see "sword swallowing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 Remembered what happened now. Went out with £30, left bank card at home determined not to get wankered. Had a pint in Wetherspoons Another in a pub with a crazy man dancing Went to meet a mate at a 30th birthday, the pub had a live band that was terrible and beer pong. Had one. Left and went next door, almost fell over in the toilets, piss and puke all over the place, wasn't pretty. This woman kept bending over in front of us with a dress so short you could see half her arse. Was rude not to stare. Moved on to a chav filled pub, I ID'd one lad as he only looked 12, got his driving licence out and he was 18. Now at this point we was a tad tipsy, we walked into this pub that we used to hand flyers out for like 10 years ago. They tried to charge us entry and I did the do you know who we are line, didn't work and I paid £2 to get us in. Got a drink and straight away we knew something wasn't right, there was a tranny DJ playing YMCA with some Chinese kids with back packs on doing the dance moves. Finished the drink and thought sod it let's have another, went to the bar and this guy is leaning against it staring at my mate, I nudge him and he looks across, the guy winks back. I look the other way trying not to laugh and 2 guys are eating each other's face off. We was in a gay bar and for entertainment purposes we stayed, plus the fact this women started talking to us and buying us bottles. At this point I'm not sure how much I've drank or how I ended up sat outside on the street, my mate finally came out and we went on to a little shitty club, next thing I remember pulling my phone out spilling half my pint and seeing it was 4am. Went to find mate, got outside and flagged down a taxi. 2 random women jumped in and gave the addresses of where they was off, not having a clue where we was off or why we just sat there in silence. The women got out at separate addresses without even offering any money or sexual favours. Taxi pulls up at my house, £23 it was up to, errr mate I've only got a tenner, don't worry I've got this. Woke up this morning in the cat bad, still drunk. Somewhere before the cat bed I must have come online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 Not sure what time the hangover will kick in but I'm liking the pink wristband I've got on still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Brilliant. You suffer the pain so we don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Not sure what time the hangover will kick in but I'm liking the pink wristband I've got on still Now you are officially a fairy I bet you start to like rugby union. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Well played Daveo. That's why you're the leader! Best nights are the unplanned ones. Where did the cat sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Sore arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 Heads hurting a bit now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Heads hurting a bit nowbet the other guys heads hurting too. Have you got a hang over yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I'm confused as to why you were ID'ing young lads :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I'm confused as to why you were ID'ing people :wacko:whats the legal age for buggery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 He looked barely old enough to be in secondary school, couldn't believe he was even in a pub.....and I was drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 no excuse , whatsoever !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 Can I see some ID please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 whats the legal age for buggery? Man United are obviously old enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 So , you walk in a pub , pissed , see a fourteen year old lad , drinking lemonade , and ask to see some id ?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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