YoungUttoxRam Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 You must think we were born yesterday, Utch Minor. Jake doesn't get picked for squads - the squads get picked for Jake.Sir Jake**** tut tut. And elders are supposed to know better eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 From the Utchford English Dictionary e-jake-ulation verb, (i) decriptiive of feeling of intense man-love. (ii) sudden rush of ecstasy. (iii) being rogered up the back passage at the last minute (see Leeds, Forest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 You can't argue with science...Dark Matter and Galactic Halos - A Quantum ApproachA. D. ErnestSchool of Physical Sciences and Engineering(University of New England, Armidale, Australia)Traditional quantum theory can be used to construct hypothetical very large-scale gravitational stationary state structures from traditionally stable atoms and subatomic particles. These so called “gravitational macro-eigenstructures” have potential to explain the composition of extra-galactic dark matter and galactic halos. Alternatively, the presence of Jake Buxton's awesomeness may account for all dark matter in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I hope somebody shows Jake this thread, he'd pee himself laughing.. Tell yer what, the next time we have a drink with him, I'll show him his shrine thread. Cos yes, he has in fact graced me & Dav an hour of his time in a little cosy pub in deepest, darkest Derbyshire. Ah, fond memories.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireRam Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 He has become our Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 He has become our Chuck Norris Well, keep this to yourself - but Jake did win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I hope somebody shows Jake this thread, he'd pee himself laughing.. Tell yer what, the next time we have a drink with him, I'll show him his shrine thread. Cos yes, he has in fact graced me & Dav an hour of his time in a little cosy pub in deepest, darkest Derbyshire. Ah, fond memories.. Did you have a pint of Jakes piss? Jake bite I think they call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Did you have a pint of Jakes piss? Jake bite I think they call it.Funnily enough, no..a passing trucker came in who'd broke down so he kindly peed in his tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem—or Pythagoras' theorem—is a relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. It states that the square of the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. the only exception would be if Jake Buxton was on one of the other sides - then there is no equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Jake Buxton is Kaiser Soze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyRam! Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Top, top man. Just listened to his after match press conference and he said when asked about what he'd said in a previous interview about Wisdom improving his game: "I'm not oblivious to the fact I was bought in from Burton Albion, and I'm honest enough to know that things change at football clubs, so I want to be here, I love the football club, the club gave me the opportunity, as much as Nigel and I'm trying my hardest to stay in the side. If it's Andre Wisdom or Zak Whitbread, it's a squad game and between now and the end of the season, I'm not in the side I'll give my all and I'll try and encourage the lads in the side but as it's stands I've got the shirt and I want to keep it" Genuine, genuine guy. You can see it came from his heart and that he meant every word. Model professional. Was absolutely brilliant yesterday, and deserves to keep his spot. All hail king Jake! keep him on the bench, bring him on whenever we need to hold onto a lead and he will give his best, more than we can ask for and would be superb for this role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Buxton TRANSFORM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I hope somebody shows Jake this thread, he'd pee himself laughing.. Tell yer what, the next time we have a drink with him, I'll show him his shrine thread. Cos yes, he has in fact graced me & Dav an hour of his time in a little cosy pub in deepest, darkest Derbyshire. Ah, fond memories.. You should be ashamed of yourselves, Total and utter,shameless name dropping! My mate Gareth Edwards,would like his autograph,if possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Here is a clip of JB,against Florist,last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Wish Buxton would deafen the ground with a shout of CHAAAARGE! every time we hit teams on the counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Just watched that interview on Ramsplayer. Absolute hero. And for all you doubters Bucko, is not oblivious to what carp you're saying about him so watch out. Any more of your nonsense and he will END you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB BIGGS Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 keep him on the bench, bring him on whenever we need to hold onto a lead and he will give his best,more than we can ask for and would be superb for this role. I don't get to many games but I was there on Saturday. I'm pleased he wasn't on the Bench. He was superb. Nobody better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulpman Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Buxton is a professional footballer player playing at the top of his talent week in week out, that makes him good enough for our team, and with a heart like he displayed in that interview you just know he is going to be doing and saying the right things in the dressing room. Top man to have around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 As I said in June No one declines Jake Buxton:"http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p693/Davenportram/JBdecline_zps78d2a1de" alt="JBdecline_zps78d2a1de"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 How did he do yesterday? Not seen any of the match but listened to it, steady as ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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