Cisse Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Life without chocolate sucks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 It would suck without oxygen as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 3, 2013 Author Share Posted August 3, 2013 It would suck without oxygen as well... You don't live in big city ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Some times if you give chocolate, you can get a suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 3, 2013 Author Share Posted August 3, 2013 Some times if you give chocolate, you can get a suck. You been around schools lately ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 You been around schools lately ? how dare you! Schools broke up for weeks init. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 3, 2013 Author Share Posted August 3, 2013 how dare you! Schools broke up for weeks init. Can you arrange some candy for me while I'm there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 It's not sexist to say that women should do the housework and cooking, it's a fact. All food comes out the same regardless if its home cooking or microwave meals, fact. Jaffa Cakes are biscuits, fact. Bird watching is sad, fact. Train spotting is sad, fact. Carlisle will be relegated this season, fact. Being ginger is not cool, fact. Hucknall Town are useless, fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Ark at her........ "http://www.chog.org.uk/Sightings%20Photos/2013/August%202013/Kestrel_030813" title="Kestrel" alt="Kestrel_030813"> I'm sending this one to ***** on yer roof......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'll shoot it down soon as it gets in range, all birds do is **** everywhere and make a noise, it's not singing either its just noise. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Have a listen to this take some deep breaths annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd relax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "http://www.robinhurt.com/Resources/birdshootingsafaa.jpeg" alt="birdshootingsafaa.jpeg"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 What about fishing? You forgot fishing. "How long did you spend sleeping by the backside like a tramp to catch that goldfish on steroids? " "Erm 27hours" "Oh right, where is the inflated guppy now?" "I put it back" Cnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 It's not sexist to say that women should do the housework and cooking, it's a fact. All food comes out the same regardless if its home cooking or microwave meals, fact. Jaffa Cakes are biscuits, fact. Bird watching is sad, fact. Train spotting is sad, fact. Carlisle will be relegated this season, fact. Being ginger is not cool, fact. Hucknall Town are useless, fact. May I remind you of the ACAS Code Of Practice on workplace bullying........ What is the definition of bullying?Bullying can be defined as being offensive, intimidating, malicious or insulting behaviour, an abuse of misuse of power that undermines, humilitates, denigrates or injures the recipient (emotionally or physically). At this time the Moderators have agreed that you have woke up ont wrong side.....you've been sexually rejected by your good lady and your cat's probably shat ont carpet. Thus being the case we have agreed not to make an official report but if further outbreaks of foul and abusive slurs on our chosen pastimes and/or vocations occur it may result in us downing our tools. Yours, Convenor Utch, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "http://stream1soup.com/view1/1297473/not-listening-dumb-and-dumber-o" alt="not-listening-dumb-and-dumber-o"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 The cat always shats on the carpet, so we can discount that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 What about fishing? You forgot fishing. "How long did you spend sleeping by the backside like a tramp to catch that goldfish on steroids? " "Erm 27hours" "Oh right, where is the inflated guppy now?" "I put it back" Cnuts. Fishing is also just one letter away from fisting, which whilst being less socially acceptable does broaden the circle of one's friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 It's not sexist to say that women should do the housework and cooking, it's a fact. All food comes out the same regardless if its home cooking or microwave meals, fact. Jaffa Cakes are biscuits, fact. Bird watching is sad, fact. Train spotting is sad, fact. Carlisle will be relegated this season, fact. Being ginger is not cool, fact. Hucknall Town are useless, fact. What about bus spotters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abertawe_ram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Jaffa Cakes are biscuits, fact. Being ginger is not cool, fact. LIES! LIES I TELL YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Oh no, not another ginger, like bloody buses....you don't see one for ages then 2 come along at once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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