mozza Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I have a confession to make.. After being at work (in this heat).. for two hours , without a drink.. i was offered a mug of tea.. IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME IN A LIVERPOOL MUG !! I drank it , without comment , Please forgive me , i feel dirty .. Now , own up with your confessions .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I've got a 9 inch willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted July 22, 2013 Author Share Posted July 22, 2013 not chopping 3 inch off mine to match it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I once farted in church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I once farted in church Charlotte Church or Simon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Both. I followed through on Charlotte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Did this last Saturday night. Decided to multitask by having a leak and brushing teeth at the same time. Of course the toothbrush fell out my mouth and went into the toilet bowl with fresh wee. I then removed the brush from the loo, wiped it with a towel, and continued to clean my teeth with it. So if someone says my teeth are looking abit yellow...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Did this last Saturday night. Decided to multitask by having a leak and brushing teeth at the same time. Of course the toothbrush fell out my mouth and went into the toilet bowl with fresh wee. I then removed the brush from the loo, wiped it with a towel, and continued to clean my teeth with it. So if someone says my teeth are looking abit yellow......you filthy animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I have a confession to make.. After being at work (in this heat).. for two hours , without a drink.. i was offered a mug of tea.. IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME IN A LIVERPOOL MUG !! I drank it , without comment , Please forgive me , i feel dirty .. Now , own up with your confessions .. Just ban him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I've been having relations with a lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I had a sweaty arse at work the other day, I was hovvering around in the kitchen thinking of what to do about it. I saw a Liverpool mug on the draining board, so I took off my boxer shorts and wrang them out into the Liverpool mug as the sink was out of use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I've been having relations with a lady way hay ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I've been having relations with a lady Woooohoooo! I like romance. When's the wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezner Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Woooohoooo! I like romance. When's the wedding? She doesn't know about the relationship yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I have barked at dogs on numerous occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Woooohoooo! I like romance. When's the wedding? She's already had one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Booooooooooooooooooooooooo :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I sometimes comment on threads to wind people up. Especially with no evidence to an argument which I don't care about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Did this last Saturday night. Decided to multitask by having a leak and brushing teeth at the same time. Of course the toothbrush fell out my mouth and went into the toilet bowl with fresh wee. I then removed the brush from the loo, wiped it with a towel, and continued to clean my teeth with it. So if someone says my teeth are looking abit yellow...... This is actually a lifesaver,if you're going on holiday. It says if you are stung by a jellyfish,pish on the sting. To save time,you can now spit on it ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Teale Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I have after a few drinks been with a fat ugly bird. Maybe on more than one occasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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