mozza Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sounds like tonsillitis wrong end.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I've gone without wearing socks or pants now for a couple months. PM me a photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 wrong end.. A Spanish girl has just said that to me. By the time I'd translated it, it was too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 PM me a photo. No, I don't trust you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Have you turned them on and off again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 You have cats - correct? Have any of them ever scratched or bit your toes? Their mouths (and claws) have a bacteria (Pasteurella multocida) that causes nasty infections after a bite or scratch, though you must have a good immune system, most would have lost their leg by now!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Bed sores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Lack of daylight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Woolies plastic trainers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Fer fooks sake this poor sod could have days to live.........reign it in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 It sounds like what ted mcminn had...... some bacterial infection, nothing much at first.....gets worse..... hopefully your immune system will cope...... otherwise we might need to organise some kind of testimonial for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 A Spanish girl has just said that to me. By the time I'd translated it, it was too late. Easy mistake to make , its a thin line, that 'urinder'.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 It can't be gout can it? I thought you got gout by eating to much rich food? Fish fingers is Chav food init? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ......i'm not sure how not wearing underpants is supposed to help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Really tight pants could restrict blood flow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ......i'm not sure how not wearing underpants is supposed to help? You must be a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Get down to the doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Lack of daylight? GTFO, you can't even see your own toes without a mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 You have cats - correct? Have any of them ever scratched or bit your toes? Their mouths (and claws) have a bacteria (Pasteurella multocida) that causes nasty infections after a bite or scratch, though you must have a good immune system, most would have lost their leg by now!? They both know I'd kick them in the face if they bit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 ......i'm not sure how not wearing underpants is supposed to help? Sold my Xbox so it gives me something to play with, taking my mind off the pain for a few minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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