Day Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 If your missus left you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I'm a better cook, not fussed about having a tidy house, it's quite nice having the bed to yourself and as for sex, I imagine it's still grab a granny night at the Dirty Dev at Buckland Hollow on Thursdays. However, that would only leave my boss to tell me what a tw@t I am and what would I do at evenings and weekends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 I'd go for the empty bed just for the record, can't vote as I created it. Mine doesn't clean, I microwave my own meals, we don't have sex and whenever we talk we argue. I do enjoy the added warmth in the bed and I struggle to sleep without listening to her snore, before I met her I used to fall asleep to the TV and that's kind of replaced it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 what would i miss most ?? earache,dirty looks,half me assets, clean clothes, proper food, annual bonk. etc. etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 If you'll miss an empty bed, hasn't she gone already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Cleaning. I can hoover up in 3 minutes flat - the whole house. The missus takes 90 minutes if I'm watching footie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 If you'll miss an empty bed, hasn't she gone already? How insensitive 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> I'm not sure I would even notice, sometimes I get in from work at 4am or 7am so I daren't even walk into the bedroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 How insensitive 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> I'm not sure I would even notice, sometimes I get in from work at 4am or 7am so I daren't even walk into the bedroom! just as well.........i forgot what shift you were on once, think we passed each other on the A34 at Trentham 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I'd go for the empty bed just for the record, can't vote as I created it. Mine doesn't clean, I microwave my own meals, we don't have sex and whenever we talk we argue. I do enjoy the added warmth in the bed and I struggle to sleep without listening to her snore, before I met her I used to fall asleep to the TV and that's kind of replaced it now. You make it sound so enchanting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 It's how I always imagined spending the rest of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 My wife was in hospital for 3 months last year and I missed her company. To have someone who listens to you and speaks good old Derbyshire common senses is worth more than money anyday. As far as cooking, tidying up etc. is concerned, I survived and learned how to be more of a help now that she is home. Arguments? They are part of the glue that keep a good marriage together as long aas they aren't allowed to go septic. I visited the hospital every day and we never needed to struggle for conversation BTW. Still don't, even though she can't stand footie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 what would i miss most ?? earache,dirty looks,half me assets, clean clothes, proper food, annual bonk. etc. etc.. Assets? what assets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Cleaning: Doesnt happen so wouldnt miss that. Cooking: Doesnt happen that often so wouldnt miss that. Empty Bed: Erm, how can I miss an empty bed if she leaves? I would welcome this because at the moment all she does is sweat in it so its cold and damp for me!!!!! blames it on the memory foam mattress??!!?? ********!!!! Talking: I would not miss being talked to.... Sex: Of course I would miss this??? Who wouldnt miss sex??? This is why I voted Sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Cleaning: Doesnt happen so wouldnt miss that. Cooking: Doesnt happen that often so wouldnt miss that. Empty Bed: Erm, how can I miss an empty bed if she leaves? I would welcome this because at the moment all she does is sweat in it so its cold and damp for me!!!!! blames it on the memory foam mattress??!!?? ********!!!! Talking: I would not miss being talked to.... Sex: Of course I would miss this??? Who wouldnt miss sex??? This is why I voted Sex. Filthy swine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.