Boycie Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I'll get dumped in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 Not only does Elvis talk crap but the real one died taking a crap, very interesting. E9tKt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Fancy King Wens'as name being stabbed in the privy. Can't a man have a pee in peace? And actually Ralph, technically that's wrong ^^ Elvis didn't die on the toilet, he collapsed on the floor in his bathroom, had a heart attack, bit his tongue in half, then died. True that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 After taking a poo, didn't even get time to wipe they say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Shitty way to go if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Catherine the Great had a stroke while sitting on the toilet? Hardly unusual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Catherine the Great had a stroke while sitting on the toilet? Hardly unusual. FDSHPD 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 WTF ? Elvis is not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 FDSHPD 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> ? I'm a noob - that one's gone whoosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 ? I'm a noob - that one's gone whoosh. Filthy dirty sweinhunt pig dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Filthy dirty sweinhunt pig dog. Cheers. I'd have never got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I was just planning to take a pencil to the crapper, to help me to work it out. Just use yer thumb..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Can't wait for today's picture. The pressure's building and I'm fit to burst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Me too come on .............. it's sh it without it..... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 i'm holding me breath.. [size=1](dog's farted)[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 What is constipation? Dr Stool is here to tell you. SPGsZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Don't read that whilst eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Constipation is.........a drop of the hard stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Thats a relief... i only strain during 24% of bowel movements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Daveo, is there stuff for everyday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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