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Warne stated in his post-match interview that they want to keep him but it's down to others at the club to negotiate with Arsenal....

I reckon we could beat this United team - they are truly dreadful….

I'd hope after the way that Gibson tried to kill our club that we simply tell them that we won't be doing any business with them....

DCFC Twitter admin teasing about a contract extension for someone - guess it’s Nyambe based on the little video they’ve released

Aside from unconditional love, time is the most precious thing you can give to your child - give her your attention; talk to her; explain things to her (help her to be curious about the world); read to her (we started reading before bedtime at approx 6 months old - they may not understand what you're saying, but the routine and the fact that the child knows you're focused on them is invaluable); put your phone away when you're spending time with her (way too many parents prioritise socal media above their children); and try to avoid getting into arranging activities for her because of the urge to win at 'competitive parenting' - do what you feel is right for your child, not so that you can compare progress with other mums and dads....

I figured that the clock in the East stand was spot on as the good folks in that stand live in the present whereas the West stand clock is slow because most of the folk over there live in the 1970s......

Even better that it was their annoying No 6 that he made look stupid - the bloke was a complete and utter twit all evening….

Must say I'm enjoying the fallout from Cooper being sacked on Twitter - half the fans blaming Worrall and squabbling amongst themselves - most entertaining....

Give the man some credit. They were a bottom of the Championship basket case when he took over - now they're a (severly indebted) heading back towards the Championship basket case - that's progress of a sort.....

It is enjoyable - as long as you accept that they whole thing is a load of absolute bobbins - so many plot holes and unbelievable situatiions that I found myself actively looking for things that simply wouldn't/couldn't happen in real life. First series had a vaguely believable plot line that kept it all together - series 2 seem like an excuse to make another series (this time with a few months on location) rather than becuse they had a story to tell.....

Talk Sport reporting he's gone - sincerey hope the decision bites them on the arse....and an absolute disgrace that the fat one has leaked his potential successor to the press before the deed was done...

or his brother Wayne....

Isn't that their normal way of communicating?

Liverpool versus Man Utd has been dreadful so far - Amrabat for Man Utd playing like Bob Malcolm reborn….

I couldn’t really argue with any of the yellow cards, though she didn’t help herself by being so keen to book Sibs early on which set the tone - my issue was her refusal to clamp down on the diving/rolling around as if you’ve been shot/simulation that Wycombe were guilty of all game - their number 10 clearly simulated a foul right in front of the linesman to try and get Sibley sent off yet there was no action until Collins took offence at the cheat - and then she booked them both for handbags….Taylor collapsed to the ground at one point clutching his head trying to get Cash sent off - if it was an elbow (it wasn’t), Cash should have been sent off, if she thought it was simulation, she should have booked the red dog….. and she should certainly issue a card when he ignored her instructions to leave via the nearest byline….

I hope he doesn't end up with a burnt sausage.....

Bring back the face palm - far less contronational way of telling someone they're talking out of their aardvark than having to compose a response to their gibberish.... I think the biggest issue is the lack of puns - inserting a a good stiff pun every now and again would certainly help to lubricate the intercourse....

I can supply a list of usernames where that clearly doesn't apply if that would help?

Ankaragucu president Faruk Koca has been arrested over the assault and matches in all Turkish football leagues have been suspended indefinitely.....

It would appear he's decided that he no longer wants to work in football - or else he's having some sort of very public breakdown and needs help

It's lovely reading their comments on Twatter - they're convinced that they wouldn't have been trashed 5-0 if wonky Worrall had been in the team (though they may well have lost by even more as he and McKenna strike me as their worst two defenders....)

Everton tonking Newcastle 3-0 - not great news for the dogs 😂

It's closer to diarrhoea than vomit to be honest.....