scarboroughwa

Get some Jim Jefferies in to ya. 

Paying at a hospital in the first place.
c****.

Is that the noun or the verb?

Needs its own thread and probably been in this one half a dozen times but; Real Estate Agents. They obviously live on planet c***. Tell me where planet c*** is and I will put a bomb underneath and saved humankind.
After 30 years of their b******* I think it's time for a rampage.

Me "ooh, you've done a lovely job of tidying up, where's my stuff?"
Her "in the shed"
Me "Errr... my electrical stuff is in the damp shed"

Needs its own thread and probably been in this one half a dozen times but; Real Estate Agents. They obviously live on planet c***. Tell me where planet c*** is and I will put a bomb underneath and saved humankind.
After 30 years of their b******* I think it's time for a rampage.

Me "ooh, you've done a lovely job of tidying up, where's my stuff?"
Her "in the shed"
Me "Errr... my electrical stuff is in the damp shed"

Needs its own thread and probably been in this one half a dozen times but; Real Estate Agents. They obviously live on planet c***. Tell me where planet c*** is and I will put a bomb underneath and saved humankind.
After 30 years of their b******* I think it's time for a rampage.

No one cares

No one cares

Kilos?

Yup, mind boggling. Hardly anyone believes this god b******* any more anyway. Man in the sky? Heaven? The ark? Adam and Eve f****** and now we've got people? f*** off.
Even better, let's not pay taxes and let hundreds of god's spokespeople rape and abuse little vulnerable children, but not hand them in. No, no, no... oh f*** it, let's use magic man who controls everything as a reason for killing countless upon countless numbers of people.
god. What a top guy.

Maternity Leave.
You want to chuff off for up to three years holding a job no-one else can get. No worries. Everyone will act in and around it until you re-grace us with your presence.
You only want to work two days per week? No problem, My colleagues and I will pick up the extra work as you and the others swan in and out.
You want to work your nominated hours and demand school holidays? O f course, I don't have kids, or stuff I need to get home for.
You want to make the main intention of getting a job so you can get pregnant asap to get the free cash and the three above? For sure.
Unsustainable.
 

How about doing one, not on benefit cheats, but on those who have no intention of ever getting off their fat lardy @rse.

Don't live on a boat.

Don't live on a boat.

Can't be sure but I think I might be one of the boys up at the fence in that top coloured pic. Can't quite zoom it up with enough clarity to tell.

Can't be sure but I think I might be one of the boys up at the fence in that top coloured pic. Can't quite zoom it up with enough clarity to tell.

People throwing cigarette butts out of their car at the lights, or elsewhere for that matter.
How many times have I envisioned getting out of my car, picking that butt up off the road, knocking on the window, and sticking that thing up your nose.

People throwing cigarette butts out of their car at the lights, or elsewhere for that matter.
How many times have I envisioned getting out of my car, picking that butt up off the road, knocking on the window, and sticking that thing up your nose.