Elgin_Ram

Derby County 3 Nottingham Forest 1 Sibley

7 hours ago, uttoxram75 said:

At the age of 14 I walked into my local barbers and asked for a Noddy Holder cut.

My uncle went to the barbers and asked if he’d got owt to keep his hair in. He gave him a box.

Derby County 3 Middlesbrough 1 Jagielka

Hull City 1 Derby County 3 Stearman

Peterborough 1 Derby 3 Lawrence

Derby 3 Huddersfield 1

Lawrence

22 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Don’t expose your thong when he’s asleep either you filthy weapon.

What does he thing?

27 minutes ago, Jimbo Ram said:

Not a very nice thought ?

A number 2?

In it, won’t win it

15 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Belgium or Jersey or Spain or Portugal or Northern Ireland, or anywhere in Scotland or the Scottish Hebrides, a tour of a few Highland League teams would do the trick to include Inverurie, and Elgin for @Elgin_Ram, Fraserburgh for the Scottish Rams supporters club, and to satisfy Rams fans in Dundee, Edinburgh and Glasgow, games against Dundee FC, Hibs or Hearts and Partick Thistle.

or Poland for the Polish Rams or Italy for the Italian Rams.................or better still Brazil for the Brazilian Rams!

 

Now you’re talking. That would be a great tour for all Rams Fans. But be aware, you will be getting softies not cobs.

This is driving me crackers

On 05/04/2021 at 13:05, tombomb said:

has anyone been able to get the games to stream from a firestick onto a tv or is screencasting the only way?

If your TV has an internet app/browser. Log on to dcfc through that. Hopefully it will work ok for you.

21 hours ago, RamNut said:

6 fookin pages of cheese puns.

Mods should be required to delete posts which are just puns

mods who post puns should be banned for 1 month

 

Scrolling down, it’s just endless puns going pasteurise. 

Time the puns stopped. David made one small mistake and you treat him like this. He would have felt like a cheesy dip. Probably wished he had curdled up and died.

2 hours ago, David said:

One typo, just one typo and look at you all, dairy and diary is too close for my liking

Hard Cheese

6 minutes ago, Ellafella said:

You didn’t do that for me? ?‍♂️

You probably didn’t have the wooooooo factor

2 hours ago, rynny said:

no surprise when the goalie is only 2ft tall

14 hours ago, CWC1983 said:

Scotish cup 1st round. Dundonald bluebell v Queens Park. 

The commentator just announced that one of the bluebell players has a Chris Martin tattoo on his backside. 

 

I once went out with a girl that had W W tattooed on her bum cheeks. Went she bent over it was like, WOW

5 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Merry Christmas Aberdeenshire Rams 

@2tups @Rampian @Elgin_Ram @campavanram @Ramadonna @Ramadonna9

If anyone fancies DCFC v Charlton Athletic Mon 30th Dec in The Commercial Inverurie. See you there.

Cheers. Merry Christmas to you too. Will be down in Derbyland so cannot make it. One day they. Will be good to meet up. Off to Wigan tomorrow with boots in the bag. Take care one and all and here’s to a prosperous 2020. 

Will do one time in the future. Thanks

1 hour ago, Inverurie Ram said:

And who would be here if Derby County ever played Aberdeen?. @Inverurie Ram @2tups @Elgin_Ram @CWC1983 

@Edinburgh ram @EdinburghRam @Angry Ram @R Yoth @gazram80 @Carl Sagan @David

too good to miss. The Rams v the Sheep

Excellent story. A massive pat on the back. You should be proud