Bridgford Ram

Folk who antagonise animals. Just seen footage of a diver in a shark cage getting attacked by a great white who got into the cage. They lure it to the cage with food and now the shark has injured itself and swims off with blood flooding from a wound it sustained.
can't they just leave the bloody things be? They aren't there for human entertainment , tossers .  

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I hate it when you pay good money to go on a course to learn how to shoe horses but when you get there they just teach you how to tell donkeys to f*** off.

Don't apologise to him, on the bright side his knob looks massive half the time.

It annoys me when I go to the supermarket to buy 6 cans of Sprite but pick 7 up by mistake.

It annoys me when I go to the supermarket to buy 6 cans of Sprite but pick 7 up by mistake.

It annoys me when I go to the supermarket to buy 6 cans of Sprite but pick 7 up by mistake.

when you get pistachio nuts that you cannot open! 

I keep the satnav in the glove compartment and do it properly every now and again to keep my eye in. There won't be any GPS signals when the zombie apocalypse happens and I intend to survive.

I'm erring on getting PES rather than FIFA.

Are you just going to ask 'what type of game is it?' to every major release?
I had Watchdogs on PS4 it was a massive disappointment. Its an open world game where you are a hacker. You can hack terminals, CCTV, etc to help you get passed enemies.

Just Ultimate Team, earn coins from playing games, winning cups. Use coins to buy packs of players or individual players in the transfer market. Players also lose fitness from playing and pick up injuries, can use coins to buy healing and fitness cards.
Can also change a players position say LM > LW.
Build a team and the better the chemistry the better the team, say your centre back pairing, you need them to be either at the same club, league or nationality. LB needs to link up with LM and CM.
 

I'm erring on getting PES rather than FIFA.

Grated cheese in cobs and even worse, sandwiches. Bits of cheese falling out everywhere. Only grate cheese if it is going to melt

This must have been covered but just in case - I really hate the clickbait adds you get on all sites now with headlines like, 'She didn't know why the crowd were still cheering', 'The cameraman didn't expect to see that', '76 historical photos you won't believe' or 'Derby County close to signing...'
I am no expert in Google rankings but I am sure that these adds probably do more damage for the sites than benefit.

Totally agree. "What this actress looks like now will blow your mind!" , "What she wore will blow your mind!" , "What happened next to this man when he caught a bus will blow your mind!".
The people that click on this stuff scare the bejeesus out of me. To have so few neurons is frightening and in actual fact they should be found and kept away from society.
The time when I become unable to sleep until I've seen what Kelly McGillis from Top Gun looks like 25 or so years on is the time to seek urgent psychiatric help.
 

This must have been covered but just in case - I really hate the clickbait adds you get on all sites now with headlines like, 'She didn't know why the crowd were still cheering', 'The cameraman didn't expect to see that', '76 historical photos you won't believe' or 'Derby County close to signing...'
I am no expert in Google rankings but I am sure that these adds probably do more damage for the sites than benefit.

Talking of hotels - that weird strip of useless material that they always insist on putting over the end of the bed, and you just have to take it off and chuck it on the floor.
 
I mean - it doesn't annoy me as such - I just don't understand it

Those toasting machines you find in holiday hotels.
4 times through yesterday just for a light browning, today I put 2 larger slices of local bread in(felt like toast before I'd put it in), after a long wait looked inside and realised the bread was stuck at the back of the toaster!
Did the decent thing, and grabbed a croissant and yogurt before slipping off.
I'm hoping the resulting blaze destroyed any incriminating CCTV evidence!
 

Adults, and I mean grown working men, wearing lynx deodorant
And in particular, me being able to tell that they are!!

Something that annoys me - the leaflets in the box that your tablets come in.  Massive folded sheets of (important information I accept) paper that means everytime you put your tablets back in the box they don't go all the way in the box.

I've had something worse than this.  I do the shopping for our family as I am every bit the modern man  
I once had it that I was being served by the cashier but was still unloading my trolley.  The family behind me also started putting their items on the belt.  Obviously as the cashier was taking off my items to scan, the belt was automatically moving  and my available space was lessening.

I've had something worse than this.  I do the shopping for our family as I am every bit the modern man  
I once had it that I was being served by the cashier but was still unloading my trolley.  The family behind me also started putting their items on the belt.  Obviously as the cashier was taking off my items to scan, the belt was automatically moving  and my available space was lessening.

I find that, in the same way that toast always lands butter side down, I will always open a pack of tablets at the end where all the paperwork is.

I've just thought of something that annoys me, the volume level on the TV.
Depending what we are watching we can have the volume as low as 20 or as high as 60 depending on how loud the TV channel decide to output the programme.  Surely it should work that you set a level of volume you need to comfortably hear the TV and that is the level of sound that comes out of the speakers?