Ewe Ram

When people use a swear word in a tweet and replace one letter with an asterix like it makes a massive difference. E.G. F*ck. Just say the whole ******* word, you ******* ****.

Oh yeah...and in a similar vein - people who come to your desk and say 'do you want to contribute to a card and flowers for ****'....  who is someone I hardly know's Mum who has got to have an ingrowing toenail removed and is at home milking it for all its worth...!!!

The people who talk over announcements.  'This train is delayed because of *HAHAHA!!!* and we will depart in *YEAH MATE, ON THE TRAIN!!*. Thanks for that you gobbed off right through the important bits 

Totally agree especially people on mobile phones, where you can hear both sides of the conversation . I don't want to hear about you boring life , keep it to yourself aaarrggghh

I was given pocket money at a young age and told that if I wanted any sweets I would have purchase them myself. I stopped eating sweets almost immediately.

I thought I was extremely lucky to get an ice pop. If it was mum's pay day I got a Jubbly. 

For me it "if your naughty theres no ice-cream" there was little chance of getting one anyway, but i never took the risk.

True I wasn't making personal observations. This was the decision of my group of female friends on mankind as a whole, not entirely my assessment  

Ewe Ram don't know us mate. 
We can make shizzle look cool like what Beckham does. 
3/4 lengths are kool. Fact! 

What about on holiday?
I've got rubbish chicken legs but I don't want to wear trousers 
I ain't no chav, blud

3/4 length trousers, why?

Drivers who pull up next to my car in the car park and park with just enough gap my drivers side for me to have to literally ingest myself in order to get into it. Thanks for that. Occasionally I've had to get in the passenger side and get across to the drivers seat.

I had to start taking pictures on my phone and then zooming in to read it which made me look a right knob in the cereal aisle in Asda.

You know it's inflicted you when you start to read small print at arms length. 

Presbyopia (age-related long sightedness)! All the forty-somethings will either know or soon learn of its delights.
I've always had brilliant eye sight until last year when I started to struggle to read small print, then larger print, then the computer screen. I eventually put aside my natural pig-headedness and paid my first ever visit to the opticians and ended up with reading glasses which are a pain in the arse.   

Opening a box tablets at the end where the instructions are wrapped around. Every, f***ing, time!!!

people who walk out of public toilets without washing their hands, even worse are those that do so at the gym and put their disgusting hands on the hand grips. Makes me feel ill  
 

people who walk out of public toilets without washing their hands, even worse are those that do so at the gym and put their disgusting hands on the hand grips. Makes me feel ill  
 

How rude! 

Cyclists in pedestrian area weaving through pedestrians, **** off and get off your bikes.
Mobility scooters in pedestrian areas, why are they designed to go along faster than walking pace and are not insured? Ban them.

They should put them spaces as far away from the store as possible, make the kids walk...

People on planes who hear the announcement that's says 'remain seated until the seatbelt sign is switched off' then immediately you hear the click of them taking off their seat belts. Then as soon as the sign does go off they're on their feet grabbing stuff from the overhead lockers, hitting you on the head with it, then stand at some cocky angle trying to push into a queue to get off that's going nowhere 

Having worked for an Interntional Airline and flown a lot of miles, people that cause a delay like that should be escorted off the plane.
Jet2 make it quite clear, if you want to seat together, then you have to pay a fee to do it, tossers like him should have his passport revoked.

People on planes who hear the announcement that's says 'remain seated until the seatbelt sign is switched off' then immediately you hear the click of them taking off their seat belts. Then as soon as the sign does go off they're on their feet grabbing stuff from the overhead lockers, hitting you on the head with it, then stand at some cocky angle trying to push into a queue to get off that's going nowhere 

My last flight home was delayed because on Jet2 you have to pay to select your seats and one bloke was kicking up a stink because he hadn't paid and he wasn't seated next to his son who looked about 12. 'He won't fly, I tell you he won't, I'll just stand here until you sort it out' 30 minutes later he got his own way when someone finally moved away from their family to allow them to sit together. We missed our slot time and he just sat there looking smug. Absolute tosser!