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1 minute ago, Boycie said:

Hey, you'll get some strap in a minute you cheeky fool!

I love winding you up 

5 minutes ago, Boycie said:

I like the email from the watch repair guy.

The "if you have time to fill out a questionaire" was worthy of a post on here.

You gotta hand it to him.

You also like it when they shout who wants seconds don't you?

Awful

Just now, Srg said:

The last one was good, but the one before was horrendous

Would have been good had they just stuck to the storyline and extended it slightly. 

Who finds all these briefcase things to create a map? would take years when you think some were on the bottom of the ocean in cracks of coral. Rockstar must release the maps to gaming sites, so what's the point?

Buying those buildings that are ridiculously expensive, you can really only get those at the end, again what's the point when you've completed the game? 

The character switching was good, just full of so much ****** that took away any enjoyment

1 minute ago, StaffsRam said:

Apparently BlOps 3 is the seventh best opening weekend sales game in the CoD series, perhaps people are finally voting with their feet that it's time for a move away from the futuristic BS. 

I wouldn't read too much into sales of COD as not everyone has made the jump to next gen, the prices have only just fallen to a reasonable level where they can be bought as Xmas presents for the masses. With COD attracting the more younger crowd now it will take a while to catch up, I bet a lot haven't bought this years yet waiting on Santa to come.

Would guess next years sales will be on the rise again 

7 minutes ago, StaffsRam said:

You've missed absolutely nothing except the rapid decline into irrelevance. If MP is your thing then you're right not to bother. Each of the games since BlOps2 has got progressively worse for MP. BlOps3 for example is total garbage. It tries to be Halo, it tries to be Titanfall, it desperately tries to mimic every other FPS on the market whilst yielding everything that once made it great in lieu. Now it's just a mush-mash of gimmicks, all of which better in the games that they're ripping off.

Luckily, zombie-mode is much better, otherwise it would be a total bust.

i saw an article the other day - "Why zombie mode will never get its own game" - I didn't read it, but I suspect the answer is pretty much that without zombie mode they'd sell a LOT fewer copies of the base game.

How do you move Call of Duty forward? how many times can you release a World of War 2 game without getting stale and boring? moving into the future allows so much more creativity, to cater for the younger players with ADHD that will pay for the in game gun camos, weapons etc.

A remake of COD4 would make me go out and buy a console again but only the older players would appreciate it, it's that retro thing. 

Time to accept it, you're too old for cod, it's not irrelevant, it's not in a rapid decline, it's just to fast for your arthritic hands and ageing eyes  

Side quests, the reason why I dislike GTA so much, filled with so much extra ******, you need to look online to find maps of briefcases or something daft. Adds nothing to the game but countless extra hours which I refuse to give Rockstar. Think I completed the last one but at 60 odd %, the rest was take car from a to b, buy every building, buildings that you would have to play for days on end just to afford or use cheat codes.

Crap game.

Was reading last night they have issues with 4 on the PS4, struggling to keep up 30fps, as Anon said, better to wait for the fixes and DLC. 

You can pick up Fallout 3 for a couple quid now used, get that whilst you wait, like 3 you'll probably like 4.

Prefer Skyrim to Fallout myself for those open world adventure games 

Star Wars Battlefront, how amazing are the graphics for a FPS!! Although is it even classed as a FPS as you can switch to third person on the fly.

Either way looks absolutely stunning.

White hands would be much better, you with me on that one Sissy?

What's the white bit for at twenty five too?

Past your bed time isn't it?

With my amateur eye I'm looking and thinking Banzai, Bullseye and a anus

I bet they say it need each number written down tho, just incase you forget what you're looking at 

@Boycie and @davenportram are our resident wannabe designers, I would comment but.....

That's worrying because I really wanted to see Martian, when you say Gravity was better I'll have to skip it.

Gravity looked great but was more cheesy than a bag of babybells 

How did I know it would be gold with a brown strap before opening the link.

Would make a lovely gift for a 70 year old female companion 

Does it go round corners? 

Get's you pussy tho after a bottle tho

Yes, works very well thank you

You are but I found it looks better around my penis

Had it on for around a day now (charging at night obviously), it's completely unnecessary at the price but really cool, could I live without it? of course but I don't want to. Battery life is great, one of my fears was it would be dead half way through the day but when it arrived it came with 20% battery life around 2pm, charged for 30 mins took it to 65%, went to bed just before midnight and had 18% battery life left. It's now 3pm, after a full charge overnight and wearing it I have 70% battery left.

Phone battery life also lasts longer despite being paired through bluetooth constantly as you're not opening up your phone for every email and message.

Another surprise is the call quality, you look at absolute dick but it's awesome and would only use at home, you don't need to put the watch to your mouth, the missus ran whilst I was washing the pots, was able to have a perfectly clear conversation, she didn't realise it was even through the watch loudspeaker. Only thing I would say is the volume could do with a couple more notches higher but it's not like you struggle to hear.

You twist your wrist for it to light up for the time, it will randomly light up whilst you are doing things which you soon get used to. Strangely it doesn't when you masturbate nor does it add masturbation to the exercise bar in the inbuilt activity health app.

Not sure when the 2 is coming out but I can see one new feature they might have and that's touch ID, at the moment it only has passcode, I've turned mine off as typing in a passcode every time you want to use it can be tedious.

I was really against them when it was announced, there was a thread on here. Saw a mate with one and decided to go for it, might also be an investment having a 1st gen apple product in a few years if you keep hold of in, old iPods and iPhones can go for silly money now