McRamFan

3 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Roll my arse.

You need to try grinder...

People who stand right next to the baggage claim conveyor, then wonder why they get smacked in the legs when someone pulls a case off.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Loved it 9/10, utter bonkers.

14 minutes ago, David said:

Cash points, the lot will start scanning faces. You can quote me on this. Just don’t ask me about the Burka.

I find this works well on cashpoints when you forget your PIN

2 hours ago, David said:

Is there a set number of betas software should have? This forum software alone had around 20 before being officially released and still came with bugs.

Just another hater pop, scraping that barrel ?

Not a hater pop at all. Just a reflection on how people just accept crappy OS, forum, CRM etc.

Only in this field is such BS put up with. Imagine if it was the same for TVs, cars, anything that used a computer programme...can't see cars owners sitting in their car on a Monday morning waiting for an update before they can start the engine.

There are less bugs on appletrees than that operating system, how many betas did the last one go through and still came out bugged? Android nearly as bad, just wish consumers didn't buy the BS.

2 hours ago, RamNut said:

Inheritence- ummm.

just had my brother and his wife get my 90 year old with dementia to change her will from 50/50 to me and him, to 1/3 to him, 1/3 to his son, 1/3 to me.

If anyone likes punching people, i've got a job for you.

Talk to a lawyer, if your mum has dementia it could be argued that she is not fully aware of her actions and her son and daughter-in-law have influenced her.  If this proceeds down the legal route the costs will, most likely, come out of your mothers estate.

39 minutes ago, scarboroughwa said:

You gonna pay for it?

Get the dog to pay...

58 minutes ago, scarboroughwa said:

A dog s**** on the grass in front of my house yesterday. I blame brexit for that too.

Build a wall...

53 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I took delivery of a new tent yesterday, from Amazon.........with no poles. It wasn't packed properly - like someone had taken it out, removed the poles and couldn't be arsed to put it back as it was.

The nice Irish gentleman on the phone last night, however, didn't seem to understand why I wasn't willing to accept a 25% discount if I agreed to keep it.

Suggestions welcome for a pole-less tent......

....or if anyone has just received tent-less poles, then PM me.

Thats brexit for you...all the eastern europeans are upping sticks and heading home...

54 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Doesnt look like a duck to me.

Square...

Think it shares the name of the old derby shopping centre...

On ‎22‎/‎08‎/‎2017 at 06:55, eddie said:

Australian terror plan to hide plane bomb in Barbie revealed.

Which insane person thought that building a barbecue on an aeroplane was a good idea?

Eddie.

Was it a spitroast barbie?

Could go for Derby Campestral...pushing it I know, however kinda fits.

People who get chemistry wrong...The triiodide ion is responsible for the well-known blue-black color which arises when iodine solutions interact with starch. Iodine is grey as a solid and violet as a gas,

10 hours ago, RamNut said:

On the lookout for sheep?

Always...I am a Ram

10 hours ago, Jezza said:

Winnats pass?

Not sure of the name, its the Blue John area in Derbyshire.

15 hours ago, David said:

@eddie @McRamFan Can you let me know if reactions still do not work on Windows phones?

unfortunately no, got all the options could not select any.

1 hour ago, Carl Sagan said:

the addition of a new emoji of a woosh going over somebody's head

Agreed

1 hour ago, David said:

If the waste upsets you too much, think about the number of jobs they create worldwide including this country, think about the revenue it also brings in to help pay for fancy bathrooms for our health secretary’s.

At least you are comparing a waste of resource with a waste of space. Both need to be more productive for what they cost.

As for fancy bathrooms, just goes to show austerity is only for the general public.

2 minutes ago, David said:

That will explain why there is so many Android phone manufacturers 

All phone manufacturers mislead buyers, they drip feed the tech and idiots buy into updating handsets every 12-18 months.

Just think about the resource waste perpetrated by mobile phone manufacturers...what other high ticket product gets renewed as often?

Lower the bar and you always get people that will race to match it, or try and go below it.

cheers ?

still can't 'react' from Microsoft phones...

14 minutes ago, David said:

 

Ok, let me run the latest update on Monday, if that doesn't fix it I'll forward it on

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