McRamFan

12 hours ago, ilkleyram said:

Remove what?

Common sense, probably.

4 hours ago, Paul71 said:

Probably the same people who insist on standing as soon as you land before the seat belt signs go off.

 

Saw first hand what can happen, bloke got up, plane jerked forward, he fell, broke his arm, laughed in his face after his indiocy delayed all the passengers getting off.

2 hours ago, Phoenix said:

I believe the car sales people call them 'Cherished' plates.

People and pets are cherished, cars are a tool to facilitate a function, that require to be registered.

16 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

This is what i dont get. They are arranged illegally,  have screws in letters to break them up to try and make them look like another,  yet clearly police take no action as its very common. How do they pass an mot?

They swap the plates to normal ones. As for the police, they don't care as you can't earn as much bonus as you can from stop and search.

Personalised plates, first they are not, they are a collection of letters and numbers that have been manipulated, illegally, just to make the person look like a knob. And they payed a good wedge for it.

'Baby' on board' and all the other pointless ones spawned from that. Why advertise? It won't influence my driving, or any others. Idiots will be idiots regardless

1 hour ago, Moist One said:

MTV

I'd like to punch all of MTV.

A bunch of self-important executives decided they'd exploit some thick people to amuse the public, but instead created a load of morons as role models.

I had MTV on the other day for a few hours, and every other advert was for a 'show'. Geordie shore, Ex on the beach, Teen Moms USA and plenty of others equally despicable.

 

Someone has to entertain the bottom feeders...

A38 island at Little Eaton, it's badly designed, in terms of going outbound A61 to join the A38 north bound, however some drives think that because its badly marked out, they can just make up their own lanes.

1 minute ago, Angry Ram said:

Na, got a special iPad for that stuff..

Should rename it iPorn...

18 minutes ago, David said:

You’re in private mode, that shouldn’t remember any logins for any site. That’s also why that important information box keeps appearing as cookies are not being saved. 

aka watching porn...

Infinity wars 9

19 minutes ago, Broderick said:

The dopamine rush from having a post liked on dcfcfans.uk  

Have another...I'll start charging once you are hooked...

1 minute ago, LesterRam said:

German cars have terrible reliability problems, most Audis don't even have an NCAP rating hence why your Insurance premium is so hefty on a German motor, buy Toyota

I am actually considering Toyota as my next car, still have a couple of more years till mine hits 250,000 miles.  I assume you own one?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44050686

Knowing that German engineering isn't as good as it's made out to be, then proven right.

6 hours ago, Bob The Badger said:

People (okay Americans) who ask me if I've ever met the Queen. 

When I lived in Chicago, I too got asked this a lot, I replied, Yes I have, and just before they responded I would then say 'Brian May is my favourite.'

No body does dumbfounded better...

Friday afternoons when suddenly everyone wants to contact you, instead of just slacking off.

15 minutes ago, sage said:

Rain.

Can't you just fack off now and let us have a summer.

 

It's April...still spring, April showers, spring rain (great record as well).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1RMVG5Tk6E

Tartan paint sketch...

Macclesfield...

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I must sleep like a copse, based on the ever-present wood when I wake up.

Mrs Wolfie needs to know that, not dcfcfans...

5 hours ago, Lambchop said:

What didn’t you like about it? I need a new mattress, and people keep telling me to get one. 

Had the same decision a few years ago, whilst investigating the memory foam mattresses that where good where in the 1000's, so one option suggested was get a good spring mattress and buy a good memory foam cover for it, so opted for that and sleep like a corpse.

1 hour ago, Angry Ram said:

Hotel.. £220 for 2 nights, no breakfast.. Made a complaint but everywhere else was full or charging stupid rates.

Ouch, pay by CC? Get them to refund it due to fear of your own safety, and phone the local fire brigade!

11 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

Crapest hotel ever...

You actually paid to stay there? Is it a hostel or crackhouse?

Last night, 12 of us sat down to a starter of Dublin Bay Prawns in garlic butter, main was an irish fish chowder with soda bread, dessert was porter cake, would have took pictures, however too busy with the craic. 

Happy belated St Patrick's day, not so welcome sore head sunday!

16 hours ago, MuespachRam said:

My personal fav - Hetro genius systems !!! 

The future, for example, local area networks that connect Microsoft Windows and Linux based personal computers with Apple Macintosh computers. The potential is both huge in terms of data sharing, processing and data crunching, also scary for the exact same reasons.  Back in my brief career in IT, was looking at using Windows NT as a platform to link Linux and windows, don't quote me direct as it was the 90's and a lot of **** happened back then!