TigerTedd

Shh, don’t tell anyone.

At the end of the day, the bottom three will have all picked out Forest as their main chance of staying up, so they’ll all be gunning for Forest. Everton will easily pick up enough points. Crystal Palace aren’t realistically in any trouble. We’ll see how long Nuno’s new manager bounce lasts, but it’s 3 of 4 to go down, and all 4 are going to do what they can to win that mini league.

We’ll end up getting the highest points for 3rd place ever, that would be the Derby way.

Derby County, where bad managers come to look good.

Newcastle couldn’t beat us either.

Just as Man Utd winning one doesn’t mean they’ve turned a corner, Forest winning this one doesn’t mean a great deal, unless they can turn it into a pattern. How long does the new manager bounce last?

I still say it’s papering over the cracks though. It’ll be lauded as some great turning point. Like beating Everton 3-0 or hanging on for a 0-0 draw against Liverpool. But they should be beating villa 3-2. Villas great form aside, at the start of the season, you’d out this down as a home win every day of the week. Again it shows how bad their season has been that beating villa at home get the same response as beating city away would’ve got in seasons past. one good half of football does not mean ‘there back baby.’

Luton being the blunts still means they’re a game in hand away from the relegation zone.

Between Chelsea and Man Utd it’s ridiculous how the mighty have fallen this season.

There’s always Sheffield United.

I hope it’s Burnley hes lined uk for. Then he can spend the rest of the season hunting down forest. It would be so funny if he pipped them in the last day.

He’ll be in the prem longer than Forest are.

The other advice I give to all new dads is that breast feeding is not a contraception! That’s how I ended up with number 2 and 3 exactly a year apart from each other.

I always thought I should write a book on my parenting style. It mostly revolves around ignoring the kids. When my oldest was a toddler, my wife was working at McDonald’s in the evenings, and I was working from home a lot. We just had to plonk her in front of the tele. She’d ask me for a drink, and I’d say, sure just a minute. But a minute became half an hour. By the time I got up and asked her what she’d like, I’d found she’d already made herself a squash! She learned to plait her own hair super quick, and now plaits the hair of all the girls in the dance class. And now she’s 14 she’s learned to cook and cooks us at least 1 3 course meal a week. She’s like a little Cinderella. Shes super independent. And I genuinely put that down to a slightly hands off style when she was very little. Her little sister, on the other hand, is a little princess and expects everything to be done for her, cos she’s the littlest.

An example, by definition, is a precedent. Means that when other people fault to take heed of that example, they get the same punishment. This just rubbishes all of what they did to us, now no one will take them seriously again, and they’ll do whatever they want, knowing just the owner gets a £20k chump change fine. Reading are pretty f***** anyway though, they’re struggling to make up the small points deduction they’ve already had. So they’ll be in league 2 next year either way. They may have gotten off with less punishment than us, but ultimately they’ll be in a far worse position.

Man Utd playing classic ‘League 1 club draws premier league club away’ tactics. We start the game with a point, let’s keep it, and hope for a miracle at the other end. Queue pundits saying that United are back, they’ve earned a point away at the champions elect. What crisis? But when Nan United can only earn points by playing backs against the wall like Luton, something has seriously wrong.

Absolutely. Cardiac arrest is very treatable if you can use an AED inside a minute. 90% chance of survival. Survival rates drop about 10% for every minute that passes. theres not a lot you can do for a heart attack apart from getting the hospital asap. Even CPR won’t do much, cos the blood physically can’t get through the blockage. But most ‘heart attacks’ are actually cardiac arrests and can be shocked back into a normal rhythm.

I assumed it was cancelled about 20 years ago.

Pedant alert: cardiac arrest is not a heart attack. Education corner: heart attack = a blood clot in the arteries of the heart. Like running a car engine with no oil. Cardiac arrest = electrical malfunction in the heart’s electrical centre (the bundle of His) causing an irregular heart beat. Can be fixed by switching it on and off again.

Yep, I was hoping one might beat our record, but it looks like that’s unlikely, so now I’m only interested in seeing them close ground in Forest. Would be f****** hilarious if Forest got relegated in the weakest premier league in living memory (certainly down the bottom end).

Does this show that the Scottish league is getting stronger, or that the other European leagues are really crap. Real Betis were unbeaten at home, even drawing with Real Madrid, and was it Frankfurt that just spanked Bayern Munich. Is it a case of after the Lord Mayors show, or are rangers and Aberdeen really better than Madrid and Bayern? is football just a funny old game?

They should bring back the ‘eye roll’ emoji.

I never use the ignite button. I find that someone might be talking crap one day, but then might say something really inciteful the next. Imagine the nuggets you might miss out on. i nearly ignored someone once, can’t remember at all who that was though. For all I know, that might have been you (it wasn’t). that’s the key to not holding a grudge, just have a crap memory.

I find it funny people have spats with each other and bear grudges. No offence to anyone, but I really can’t remember who I’ve argued with and who I’ve had a nice conversation with. I think I have a text based version of face blindness. If there’s a post I want to reply to, I reply to it. I might back you up in an argument one day, and then sarcastically point out the ridiculousness of your post the next day. And you might think that’s a bit bipolar, but I honestly haven’t even registered who it is I’m replying to. I think the whole world is just itching for a fight at the minute though. It’s very obvious politically. Never has there been more far right vs far left all over the world (maybe there has, but not since I’ve been old enough to take notice). And I think that angst and tension is filtering down into people’s normal lives. We all just need to convert to Buddhism or something. Shave our heads, throw our phones away, and go live on a mountain top.

Automate the whole thing. Try arguing with a robot.