AndyinLiverpool

Strictly speaking, it wasn't the tallest building all that time. The spire was struck by lightning at one point, which knocked a piece off, making it shorter than the Great Pyramid.

DPD aren't... https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/chatbot-swears-ai-dpd-poem-b2481967.html

Is the company really called Derby County (the Rams) Limited?

I say

With one being a nuclear power...

She's a vicar in the Church of England. The Archbishop of Canterbury was probably looking at that aspect of her life rather than anything else. Besides, given the utter tossers that get these gongs, he might have just assumed she was going to get one anyway.

And we scored from one

That certainly explains his dramatic fall in playing time.Only got himself (or his agent) to blame really.

But he didn't give it. It's what happens and the players have to deal with that. By getting on with the game, regaining composure quicker etc.

and Collins misses an absolute gaper

Have we settled for a point?

Our inability to be calm under pressure has cost us

Who remembers when we were 2nd? 15 minutes ago

NB: they'd scored 7 goals away from home before tonight

Well well well, the ref does have his cards

Blimey, we look a right mess at the moment

rubbish

Her indoors: How's it going? Did I hear you cheer? Me: 1-0 at half time. It's not enough. Her indoors: What would be enough for you to relax? 5-0? Me: Yes but even then an early goal for them in the second half would make me twitchy. (the life of a Rams supporter)

How is it possible for Collins to miss by so much from there?

zzzzzzz

According to transfer markt, 97 minutes in total since 7th November in the league. 20 minutes since Christmas.

Mire importantly did daddy pass on his football 'skills' to the lad? Such as running around chasing shadows?

Why pay a fee for someone who won't be a starter?

He's not getting a game at a team in absolute crisis

Look at that team. 3 years after winning the league. It vexes my soul. Afflicts my humour.