Baiano_knows Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it that the orange I bought from Tesco just two nights ago is more sour than any lemon or grapefruit I have ever tasted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it that whenever I pop in my local Tesco Express for one item I have to wait behind a woman doing virtually a weeks shop who takes an age to pack, then hunts through a purse for some vouchers followed by a longer search for her clubcard before finally paying with a card AND asking for cashback AND talking to the sales assistant like she's got all day....aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. Luckily she was a milf so it was a nice view.................:redface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baiano_knows Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it that whenever I pop in my local Tesco Express for one item I have to wait behind a woman doing virtually a weeks shop who takes an age to pack, then hunts through a purse for some vouchers followed by a longer search for her clubcard before finally paying with a card AND asking for cashback AND talking to the sales assistant like she's got all day....aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. Luckily she was a milf so it was a nice view.................:redface: I sat opposite a milf on the tube today. She's only dropped her empty coffee cup, leant down to pick it up and given me a sublime down-the-blouse view. I was much obliged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it, when you catch a bus like, that women don't get the money out their purse BEFORE the bus arrives. Cheers for that little extra hold up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 why is it that tossers have to play crap music aloud from their mobile phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 I sat opposite a milf on the tube today. She's only dropped her empty coffee cup, leant down to pick it up and given me a sublime down-the-blouse view. I was much obliged. Why is it when I get a glimpse down a ladies blouse I think of the is man and say the following in my head. http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/3323405?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=45B0EB3381F7834DC5A453CE5BB3ED3CD3E581B03358E009CA52222F25EC092C Oh, well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it, the stain says hot, the label says not. But Ariel gets it clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it that old people feel the need to push in the queue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it shops that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 why is it that the grass looks greener on the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why is it a good idea at the time to eat your food straight out the microwave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamsTrev Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Why is it, If you put your bin out the night before, or jump out of bed really early the bin men come late? If you take your time and think "well, last week they were late" they come early!:mad: There's far too much thought going into that! You've got to think like the bin man to understand it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Why is it that shin pads develop a longer debate in this house than any other topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 Why is it, that on Radio Derby's Sportscene talkin every caller asks if Roger and Colin are "all right?" before getting down to putting their point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Why is it that a builder from Barking on question time thinks he knows more about economics than Vince Cable, one of the best economists in the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 Why is it that I can never remember if I locked my car or not and it's always after about 20 paces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Why is it that a builder from Barking on question time thinks he knows more about economics than Vince Cable, one of the best economists in the country? He's a good economist but not one of the best in the country. Maybe top 1000 but the kind of people working for the thinktanks, the banks, LSE, FSA are in a different league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 He's a good economist but not one of the best in the country. Maybe top 1000 but the kind of people working for the thinktanks, the banks, LSE, FSA are in a different league. I'm glad all these spotted the credit crunch at the same time as Vince Cable. He would have been laughed at if he came out and said it on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I'm glad all these spotted the credit crunch at the same time as Vince Cable. He would have been laughed at if he came out and said it on his own. It was in the Economist in 2007, then, guess what happens, **** hits the fan like six months later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 Feck off! this is a why is it thread! Why is it turning into a political ****** thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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