Boycie Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Why is it woman speak without being spoke to? (tin hat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 why is it men moan when they dont get any and moan when they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Why is it woman speak without being spoke to? (tin hat) because we can read you simple fellas like a book so no speach is needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Why is it women try and speak with their mouths full? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 multi tasking why is it we can do it but men cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Why is it that when you scratch your arris in bed, you just have to sniff your finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it when your on your own or with the lads and try to push out a loud fart it is always an air bubble but when your in public or alone with a girl and you try to discreetly pop one off its like playing a trombone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why does a ps3 play your old ps1 games but it wont play ps2 games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it that I am ginger?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it HMV have the same dvd's at different prices and individual series cost more than box sets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it that men continue to analyse women? Don't they know it's not possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it that when you are in the pound shop and you see something with out an obvious price tag on it, you're still not convinced it's a pound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 why is it when someone rings in sick with a sprained ankle they croak as if they have a sore throat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why us it that when the misses wins a half time draw it's for a poxy PNE signed shirt? (even mire annoying when she was 2 numbers away from £434 quid on the goldrush on Saturday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan B Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it that I am ginger?? Becuase God hates you obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it electricians think we're dumb enough to believe they shop in pound shops, when they must be quids in from overcharging customers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it that you have to look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ain't got either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why is it electricians think we're dumb enough to believe they shop in pound shops, when they must be quids in from overcharging customers? I'd like to add to that. Why is it Electricians leave loadsa cable hanging out sockets so when your plastering you crash into a loada cable. You don't need that much cable man!! Tuck it in the socket ffs! Why is it in Star Trek and such all the aliens speak English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 I'd like to add to that. Why is it Electricians leave loadsa cable hanging out sockets so when your plastering you crash into a loada cable. You don't need that much cable man!! Tuck it in the socket ffs! Why is it in Star Trek and such all the aliens speak English? Why is it other sparkies give me a bad reputation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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