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Song for Wildsmith


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On 13/11/2022 at 20:56, ariotofmyown said:

And the Derby go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Little Joe never once gave a goal away
Everybody had to try to play and play
A great save here and a great block there
Derby County's the place where they said

"Hey, babe
Take a shot against Wildsmith"
We said, "Hey, Joe
Make a save for us Wildsmith"

And the Derby go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Excellent. But you realise that will need a conductor ...?

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On 13/11/2022 at 20:56, ariotofmyown said:

And the Derby go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Little Joe never once gave a goal away
Everybody had to try to play and play
A great save here and a great block there
Derby County's the place where they said

"Hey, babe
Take a shot against Wildsmith"
We said, "Hey, Joe
Make a save for us Wildsmith"

And the Derby go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Excellent 

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He's big,
He's strong,
His wang is 12* inch long,
Wildsmith, Wildsmith.

*We can change that to any number of one syllable, to make it more family friendly... obvs!  ?

 

 

Way back in our goalmouth,
Like a God that was Norse,
Stands mighty Joe Wildsmith,
Who is hung like a horse.


(To the tune of "On top of ol' Smokey"... obvs!)

 

 

Joe, Wildsmith.  He saves 'em all, Joe, Wildsmith.
He's gonna stay big and strong, and then he'll kick it long... 
He's gotta have, big blue* eyes, and a wang of a, decent size,
He's gonna stay big and strong, but cover up his dong!


(To the massive 1985 Sinitta hit "Seriously, I couldn't eat another thing"... obvs!)

*We can change his eyes to any colour, to make it factual. 

 

Big Joe, Big Joe Wildsmith,
He's the leader of our ga-ang.
Big Joe, Big Joe Wildsmith,
With his 12 and half inch wa-ang.

(To the tune of "Alan Hinton on the wing"... obvs.
 

 

Blimey!  I seem to be struggling here... just how hard can it be!  ?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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