kevinhectoring Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 On 13/11/2022 at 20:56, ariotofmyown said: And the Derby go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..." Little Joe never once gave a goal away Everybody had to try to play and play A great save here and a great block there Derby County's the place where they said "Hey, babe Take a shot against Wildsmith" We said, "Hey, Joe Make a save for us Wildsmith" And the Derby go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..." Excellent. But you realise that will need a conductor ...? ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 On 13/11/2022 at 20:56, ariotofmyown said: And the Derby go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..." Little Joe never once gave a goal away Everybody had to try to play and play A great save here and a great block there Derby County's the place where they said "Hey, babe Take a shot against Wildsmith" We said, "Hey, Joe Make a save for us Wildsmith" And the Derby go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..." Excellent ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC1388 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Nice & simple one... He's Derbys number 1 & he's got a massive quiff His name is super Joe Super Joe Wildsmith Or... He saves to his left He saves to his right That boy Joe Wildsmith Makes your strikers look s**** Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) He's big, He's strong, His wang is 12* inch long, Wildsmith, Wildsmith. *We can change that to any number of one syllable, to make it more family friendly... obvs! ? Way back in our goalmouth, Like a God that was Norse, Stands mighty Joe Wildsmith, Who is hung like a horse. (To the tune of "On top of ol' Smokey"... obvs!) Joe, Wildsmith. He saves 'em all, Joe, Wildsmith. He's gonna stay big and strong, and then he'll kick it long... He's gotta have, big blue* eyes, and a wang of a, decent size, He's gonna stay big and strong, but cover up his dong! (To the massive 1985 Sinitta hit "Seriously, I couldn't eat another thing"... obvs!) *We can change his eyes to any colour, to make it factual. Big Joe, Big Joe Wildsmith, He's the leader of our ga-ang. Big Joe, Big Joe Wildsmith, With his 12 and half inch wa-ang. (To the tune of "Alan Hinton on the wing"... obvs. Blimey! I seem to be struggling here... just how hard can it be! ? Edited November 17, 2022 by Mucker1884 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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