maxjam Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 *cough cough* Hmm, its a bit dusty in here, better give it a bit of a clean before the season starts to go pear shaped and they all start traipsing back in... Oooh whats that? *picks up half bottle of vodka* I'll have that! *takes slug* Eurgh, that wasn't vodka *spits* And whats that...? *picks up crumpled paper* WTF, who photoshopped a picture of a topless Wayne Rooney riding a horse? And who wrote 'I ? WR' on the back? Thats just not right. Maybe I should wipe the sofas down as well. Anyway, how d'ya switch this damn thing on... Day, Mostyn6, Norman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Must say, I’m enjoying the normality right now out there, give it a few weeks and I’ll see if I can sort your hoover out for you if it’s still not fixed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 22:34, maxjam said: *cough cough* Hmm, its a bit dusty in here, better give it a bit of a clean before the season starts to go pear shaped and they all start traipsing back in... Oooh whats that? *picks up half bottle of vodka* I'll have that! *takes slug* Eurgh, that wasn't vodka *spits* And whats that...? *picks up crumpled paper* WTF, who photoshopped a picture of a topless Wayne Rooney riding a horse? And who wrote 'I ? WR' on the back? Thats just not right. Maybe I should wipe the sofas down as well. Anyway, how d'ya switch this damn thing on... Check the fuel gauge. maxjam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Ignore me, I'm just gonna sit in the corner and rock back and forth for a bit. Mostyn6 and Carl Sagan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 FFS It's all going 'derby' again Where's the bogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Bailey’s and Cherryade please Mike uttoxram75 and Carl Sagan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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