EFL announcement *spoof

[loweman2]

I have been told by a source within the club that the 21 point reduction has actually been reviewed under appeal to try and enable the purchase of the club to be speeded up and the administrators have been told that going forward we as a club must accept and adhere to certain restrictions.

We as a club and a fan base are to never mention ever again the names of Steven Bloomer, Brian Clough, Peter Taylor, Dave McKay, Roy McFarland, Colin Todd, Kevin Hector and Paul Jewell, all associations with the aforementioned are to be removed from our history.

The second and perhaps more contentious point is that we are to be stripped of our Two Division one Championship trophies, and the three latest second division champions titles, the Watney and Texaco trophies remain in discussion, Colin Todds PFA award is to be rescinded  forthwith, The FA Cup is to be removed from our history as upon investigation it was found that the team that played that day was not a very ethnically balanced representation so therefore on ethical grounds it’s a no no.

The review around the scandal surrounding the club in the 1940s and early 50s was found to be very wanting and to be reopened and the assumed guilty parties will be reinvested and their non presence will be viewed as an admission of guilt leading to potential further point deduction.

the third and final sanction will be that the followers of Derby County will not be permitted to sing about Steve Bloomer, no mention must be made of Darryl Powell being a football genius, the bouncing must cease as that is viewed as an abhorrent offence to football in itself, the only chant that will be permitted is were by far the greatest team that the world has Never seen, in itself an apology and an admission that Derby County did not exist.

providing that all of that can be signed off before Christmas we should have new owners in by the new year hopefully with a decent budget.

seems a bit harsh to me !

 

Edited November 16, 2021 by Boycie

[BathRam72]

There was me expecting the very latest in the points deduction saga.

 

Oh you are serious!!????

[Mr. P]

[ilkleyram]

They’ll NEVER take our Watney Cup victory away from us. I’d rather we went out of business first

[Gee SCREAMER !!]

9 minutes ago, ilkleyram said:

They’ll NEVER take our Watney Cup victory away from us. I’d rather we went out of business first

Stoke City have it on loan from us.  That won't be coming back.