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33 minutes ago, GboroRam said:

You think you've got it bad, I've just found out that my photos are all over the papers with some tart in a hotel room. The wife's going to hit the roof. 

Why, doesn’t she like you eating tart?

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31 minutes ago, GboroRam said:

Well, the pics were a bit fruity, that's true. 

Let's hope the papers tastefully cover up any offending images. 

Hopefully they'll have some relevant clip art on their computer they can use.

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Posting in real time.

I'm watching tele in my favourite seat and needed a wee. Whenever I vacate my favourite seat (the corner bit of the sofa), my dog nicks it. So I always put something there so he won't, like my laptop or summat. I grabbed the mirror the Mrs uses for make up, its actually a little wall mirror but she just props it up on her knees for some reason. I placed that in my spot and went for a wee. 

As I was having a wee I had a mini panic attack - what if my dog is stupid enough to sit on the mirror?? He is a pretty stupid dog! Could he be that dumb??? I rushed down without even dabbing and found the dog snoring on the floor.

Panic over, went to get mesen a drink, brought it back to the settee with half an eye on the tele - and sat on the stupid mirror.

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