jimbobram Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 hi all, I got this shirt for my birthday but it’s a size small. Left it too late to exchange it from shop. Willing to sell it for 20 quid if anyone wants it. It’s brand new with the tags on...I’m just fatter than my mum thought and need a bigger size ? thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Glaring omission 1: Not one person on Earth... other than yourself and your mum of course, have the foggiest idea of what size the shirt is! Glaring omission 2: You forgot to put your 'phone on charge! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 He says it’s a size small in the first sentence, I assumed that’s small as in small medium large as opposed to one size too small. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Glaring omission 1: Not one person on Earth... other than yourself and your mum of course, have the foggiest idea of what size the shirt is! Glaring omission 2: You forgot to put your 'phone on charge! ?? Glaring omission 1: @Mucker1884 struggled to read the bit about the shirt size being small. (we'll sort of!) Glaribg omission2: @Mucker1884 needs to live a little. 14% gives me about a week's charge on my Nokia, don't be dictated by these modern hipsters with their silly big phones and swipey screens with their rip off rental costs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Pearl Ram said: He says it’s a small size in the first sentence ? OHHHHHHH... I thought he meant it's one size too small... as in it's a medium, when he needed a large! Now you've put me right, I can't deny I feel ever so slightly silly now! Hope the b45tard's phone battery runs out now! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Worst thread ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pearl Ram said: He says it’s a size small in the first sentence, I assumed that’s small as in small medium large as opposed to one size too small. ? Correct. It’s a size small. Small mans. Anyone interested ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Worst thread ever! Are you sure?...........what size is your patio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, jimbobram said: Correct. It’s a size small. Small mans. Anyone interested ? ? Hope you get a buyer but I’m erm...big boned* *For big boned read fat. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, jimbobram said: Correct. It’s a size small. Small mans. Anyone interested ? ? Shove it, fatty! Seriously... nice gesture. Good on yer. ?? It's more than one size too small for me, so alas, I won't be taking up your kind offer. Hopefully someone slim enough will eventually read this, and snap your hand off for it. There must be slim adults on here, somewhere! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pearl Ram said: Hope you get a buyer but I’m erm...big boned* *For big boned read fat. ? 9 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Shove it, fatty! Seriously... nice gesture. Good on yer. ?? It's more than one size too small for me, so alas, I won't be taking up your kind offer. Hopefully someone slim enough will eventually read this, and snap your hand off for it. There must be slim adults on here, somewhere! ? Going to have to go to the gym when lockdowns over at this rate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 17 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: OHHHHHHH... I thought he meant it's one size too small... as in it's a medium, when he needed a large! Now you've put me right, I can't deny I feel ever so slightly silly now! Hope the b45tard's phone battery runs out now! ? I meaannn, just trying to sell my shirt...but if you must know, my mum and dad weren't married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Lovely shirt. So nice, in fact, I'm wearing it in a Medium as I type this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 42 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Lovely shirt. So nice, in fact, I'm wearing it in a Medium as I type this. hope you spill dark fruits down it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgin_Ram Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 hours ago, jimbobram said: hope you spill dark fruits down it The wipers will sort it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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