Inverurie Ram Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 "Shiver Me Concrete Bricks".................."Oh ear".......Oh eck I'm not very good at this Talk Like A Pirate thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Ar, 'tis bein' a fine day on deck today, swabs. I been drivin' ye scullery maid mad wi' me fine pirate-speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Parsnip Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Grow up. What have pirates got to do with Darrby County? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Parsnip said: Grow up. What have pirates got to do with Darrby County? Jolly Roger Davies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrggghhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 @Grimbeard Look a thread just for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 What's a pirates favourite shop? Arrrrrrgos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his trousers. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your trousers? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Angry Ram said: @Grimbeard Look a thread just for you ? Aarrr! Ahoy me merry shipmates. Ye have me apologies fer me not bein' able t' join ye on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I were up at the crack o' noon, hoistin' the Jolly Rodger on me pirate galley (a kayak) an' then I set sail down the Erewash canal. I reached the Trent in the early evenin' an' set about pillagin' the Nottingham main. Arr! Them scurvy lubbers ran like the dogs that they are, leavin' me free an' easy t' swig all the rum in the city. I weighed anchor (about 4 lb) an' was back in Ilson afore first light. 'Twas then that I noticed the spots on me leg, (no not the wooden one ya scurvy swabs). "Aarrr," thinks I, "I'd best see the quack an' get some leeches or a potion, them Nottinham wenches 'as given me a pox." When the doc examined the spots, 'e said: " They're benign". " No," sez I, "There be eleven, I counted 'em afore I came out". Anyway, me jolly jack tars, I have to go now an check me phone fer messages, ya see, I've embraced this new-fangled gadgetry, after all, ya can tell, it's the i patch that gives it away. Aarrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mozza Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Grimbeard said: i see no ships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 hours ago, mozza said: i see no ships That's cos ye have yer eye patch over ye good eye, ya landlubber, ye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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