RamNut Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 49 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: I'm allowed to be on here as the contract's only being sorted this week. Once signed I promise to disappear and leave you all alone. ? I thought you might come up a different perspective. E,g. That the two Frank Lampards are actually the same person but living at slightly different times which happen to overlap. There is no reason why there couldn't be an infinite number of Frank Lampards, just as there can be more than one Carl Sagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Or Neville Nevilles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Well there was Anthony, Horace and James Bailey where there Mam all called them by their first names but Dad had to mention them now and again down the boozer, so their was Tony, Hozzer and Jimmy. Then it was the same with Jack, Ritchie and Shaun Barker where Mam a again called them accordingly, but Dad down the boozer called them Jackie, Rich and Shaunie. Then the same sort of Mum at home looking after the young uns whilst Dad talked a good game in the boozer and after several pints would have to pause and think what his kids were called probably fit the following :- John & Warren Barton Frank & Steven Buckley Roy & Tom Carroll Raich & Steve Carter Cyrus, Malcolm & Trever Christie Paul & Ryan Conolly Kevin & Tommy Cooper Ben, Curtis, Glyn, Roger, Steve, Claude, George & Bobby Davidson Gerard & Peter Doherty Conor & Nathan Doyle Douglas & John Duncan Craig & Paddy Fagan Archie & John Goodall Les & Paul Green Jamie & Mitchell Hanson Billy, Bryan, Gordon, & Will Hughes Jonathan, Lewis & Nicky Hunt Johnnie & Richard Jackson Bradley, Lee, Michael, Seth & Tommy Johnson Brad, David & Roger Jones Jose & Juan Junior Kallum & Michael Keane Francis, Jack & Robert Lee Alan, Eddie & Mickey Lewis Chris, Dave, David, Lillian Martin Kenny & Kevin Miller Danny, Gary, Greg & Pablo Mills Darren, Jimmy & Luke Moore Johnny & Lee Morris Lee & Tommy Naylor Mark, Mick & Ray O'Brien Charlie, Chris, Des & Kasey Palmer Justin & Tom Phillips Alan & Craig Rammage Floyd & Theo Streete Ian & Martin Taylor Edward, Kwame, Mickey & Rod Thomas Andy & Colin Todd Archie & Jimmy Turner Ashley, Jamie & Tim Ward David, Gerraint & Paul Williams Ian, James & Kevin Wilson George, John & Wayne Richards Laurent & Gareth Roberts Danny, Jack, Morvin & Theo Robinson Gerry & Reg Ryan Adam, Herbert, Ryan & Tommy Smith Arthur and Jordan Stewart Alan, Mark & Patrick Wright And whilst poor old Mam stayed at home and made sure that the Senior Son was tucked up in bed and sound asleep, Dad was still down the boozer being asked to leave, as it was closing time and before the poor fella knew, he was outside in the dark, all alone, wondering which direction his home was, needing the loo, and not sure what anybody's name was, and even starting to see and say double, so a Junior Son could easily land on this poor mans doorstep when he wasn't looking, or if he could find his doorstep, never mind the key he once had or if he did, how the hell he was going to get it in that front door and get it open.......the curious case of mothers, brothers, lovers and boozers.......to be continued! Anyone seen my key?..... it's freezing and I'm bursting for a slash!.......hick youngest I think's called Frankie, eldest ermm Frankie....,..middle en is Kwame......hick.....ohhhh she's gonna kill us again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Laurent Robert <> Gareth Roberts Tenuous, that one. No idea what you’re on about with the narrative, but an interesting list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archied Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Yep then we have the fashionable everything is continental now ( French accent) aiden assaaard,,, (cockney accent ) Micky f#@ckin azzard ( french accent). Co ates. (Very posh continental) I give you ( northern accent ) ralph Coats ,, proper names ,,, long live brexit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Carl Sagan said: I'm allowed to be on here as the contract's only being sorted this week. Once signed I promise to disappear and leave you all alone. ? Don’t disappear; your inputs are always very noteworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamRam Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Last season it was Gary Rowett whereas now it’s Gary Rowett the snake....does it count ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said: Well there was Anthony, Horace and James Bailey where there Mam all called them by their first names but Dad had to mention them now and again down the boozer, so their was Tony, Hozzer and Jimmy. Then it was the same with Jack, Ritchie and Shaun Barker where Mam a again called them accordingly, but Dad down the boozer called them Jackie, Rich and Shaunie. Then the same sort of Mum at home looking after the young uns whilst Dad talked a good game in the boozer and after several pints would have to pause and think what his kids were called probably fit the following :- John & Warren Barton Frank & Steven Buckley Roy & Tom Carroll Raich & Steve Carter Cyrus, Malcolm & Trever Christie Paul & Ryan Conolly Kevin & Tommy Cooper Ben, Curtis, Glyn, Roger, Steve, Claude, George & Bobby Davidson Gerard & Peter Doherty Conor & Nathan Doyle Douglas & John Duncan Craig & Paddy Fagan Archie & John Goodall Les & Paul Green Jamie & Mitchell Hanson Billy, Bryan, Gordon, & Will Hughes Jonathan, Lewis & Nicky Hunt Johnnie & Richard Jackson Bradley, Lee, Michael, Seth & Tommy Johnson Brad, David & Roger Jones Jose & Juan Junior Kallum & Michael Keane Francis, Jack & Robert Lee Alan, Eddie & Mickey Lewis Chris, Dave, David, Lillian Martin Kenny & Kevin Miller Danny, Gary, Greg & Pablo Mills Darren, Jimmy & Luke Moore Johnny & Lee Morris Lee & Tommy Naylor Mark, Mick & Ray O'Brien Charlie, Chris, Des & Kasey Palmer Justin & Tom Phillips Alan & Craig Rammage Floyd & Theo Streete Ian & Martin Taylor Edward, Kwame, Mickey & Rod Thomas Andy & Colin Todd Archie & Jimmy Turner Ashley, Jamie & Tim Ward David, Gerraint & Paul Williams Ian, James & Kevin Wilson George, John & Wayne Richards Laurent & Gareth Roberts Danny, Jack, Morvin & Theo Robinson Gerry & Reg Ryan Adam, Herbert, Ryan & Tommy Smith Arthur and Jordan Stewart Alan, Mark & Patrick Wright And whilst poor old Mam stayed at home and made sure that the Senior Son was tucked up in bed and sound asleep, Dad was still down the boozer being asked to leave, as it was closing time and before the poor fella knew, he was outside in the dark, all alone, wondering which direction his home was, needing the loo, and not sure what anybody's name was, and even starting to see and say double, so a Junior Son could easily land on this poor mans doorstep when he wasn't looking, or if he could find his doorstep, never mind the key he once had or if he did, how the hell he was going to get it in that front door and get it open.......the curious case of mothers, brothers, lovers and boozers.......to be continued! Anyone seen my key?..... it's freezing and I'm bursting for a slash!.......hick youngest I think's called Frankie, eldest ermm Frankie....,..middle en is Kwame......hick.....ohhhh she's gonna kill us again! You missed out Frank and Walter Roulstone. Walter was the first Derby player to make 100 league appearances for The Rams, and just might have been the first person to play 100 league games in the entire history of world football. Brother Frank played just the once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said: Well there was Anthony, Horace and James Bailey where there Mam all called them by their first names but Dad had to mention them now and again down the boozer, so their was Tony, Hozzer and Jimmy. Then it was the same with Jack, Ritchie and Shaun Barker where Mam a again called them accordingly, but Dad down the boozer called them Jackie, Rich and Shaunie. Then the same sort of Mum at home looking after the young uns whilst Dad talked a good game in the boozer and after several pints would have to pause and think what his kids were called probably fit the following :- John & Warren Barton Frank & Steven Buckley Roy & Tom Carroll Raich & Steve Carter Cyrus, Malcolm & Trever Christie Paul & Ryan Conolly Kevin & Tommy Cooper Ben, Curtis, Glyn, Roger, Steve, Claude, George & Bobby Davidson Gerard & Peter Doherty Conor & Nathan Doyle Douglas & John Duncan Craig & Paddy Fagan Archie & John Goodall Les & Paul Green Jamie & Mitchell Hanson Billy, Bryan, Gordon, & Will Hughes Jonathan, Lewis & Nicky Hunt Johnnie & Richard Jackson Bradley, Lee, Michael, Seth & Tommy Johnson Brad, David & Roger Jones Jose & Juan Junior Kallum & Michael Keane Francis, Jack & Robert Lee Alan, Eddie & Mickey Lewis Chris, Dave, David, Lillian Martin Kenny & Kevin Miller Danny, Gary, Greg & Pablo Mills Darren, Jimmy & Luke Moore Johnny & Lee Morris Lee & Tommy Naylor Mark, Mick & Ray O'Brien Charlie, Chris, Des & Kasey Palmer Justin & Tom Phillips Alan & Craig Rammage Floyd & Theo Streete Ian & Martin Taylor Edward, Kwame, Mickey & Rod Thomas Andy & Colin Todd Archie & Jimmy Turner Ashley, Jamie & Tim Ward David, Gerraint & Paul Williams Ian, James & Kevin Wilson George, John & Wayne Richards Laurent & Gareth Roberts Danny, Jack, Morvin & Theo Robinson Gerry & Reg Ryan Adam, Herbert, Ryan & Tommy Smith Arthur and Jordan Stewart Alan, Mark & Patrick Wright And whilst poor old Mam stayed at home and made sure that the Senior Son was tucked up in bed and sound asleep, Dad was still down the boozer being asked to leave, as it was closing time and before the poor fella knew, he was outside in the dark, all alone, wondering which direction his home was, needing the loo, and not sure what anybody's name was, and even starting to see and say double, so a Junior Son could easily land on this poor mans doorstep when he wasn't looking, or if he could find his doorstep, never mind the key he once had or if he did, how the hell he was going to get it in that front door and get it open.......the curious case of mothers, brothers, lovers and boozers.......to be continued! Anyone seen my key?..... it's freezing and I'm bursting for a slash!.......hick youngest I think's called Frankie, eldest ermm Frankie....,..middle en is Kwame......hick.....ohhhh she's gonna kill us again! I think davies, Davison and davidson must have got a bit muddled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 hours ago, RamNut said: I think davies, Davison and davidson must have got a bit muddled up. Info from A-Z Derby County players from the internet, and me being a Dad and struggling to type whilst trying to get the key in the door after a dozen or more sherbets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Well I dunno about all these football types, but personally I always thought it a bit strange that "young Mr Grace " of the eponymous department store looked about 105. And although mentioned a couple of times, we never saw "Old Mr Grace "" at all. Thankfully the same was true of Mollie Sugdens pussy...........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavesaRam Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 On 10/06/2018 at 00:30, Inverurie Ram said: Well there was Anthony, Horace and James Bailey where there Mam all called them by their first names but Dad had to mention them now and again down the boozer, so their was Tony, Hozzer and Jimmy. Then it was the same with Jack, Ritchie and Shaun Barker where Mam a again called them accordingly, but Dad down the boozer called them Jackie, Rich and Shaunie. Then the same sort of Mum at home looking after the young uns whilst Dad talked a good game in the boozer and after several pints would have to pause and think what his kids were called probably fit the following :- John & Warren Barton Frank & Steven Buckley Roy & Tom Carroll Raich & Steve Carter Cyrus, Malcolm & Trever Christie Paul & Ryan Conolly Kevin & Tommy Cooper Ben, Curtis, Glyn, Roger, Steve, Claude, George & Bobby Davidson Gerard & Peter Doherty Conor & Nathan Doyle Douglas & John Duncan Craig & Paddy Fagan Archie & John Goodall Les & Paul Green Jamie & Mitchell Hanson Billy, Bryan, Gordon, & Will Hughes Jonathan, Lewis & Nicky Hunt Johnnie & Richard Jackson Bradley, Lee, Michael, Seth & Tommy Johnson Brad, David & Roger Jones Jose & Juan Junior Kallum & Michael Keane Francis, Jack & Robert Lee Alan, Eddie & Mickey Lewis Chris, Dave, David, Lillian Martin Kenny & Kevin Miller Danny, Gary, Greg & Pablo Mills Darren, Jimmy & Luke Moore Johnny & Lee Morris Lee & Tommy Naylor Mark, Mick & Ray O'Brien Charlie, Chris, Des & Kasey Palmer Justin & Tom Phillips Alan & Craig Rammage Floyd & Theo Streete Ian & Martin Taylor Edward, Kwame, Mickey & Rod Thomas Andy & Colin Todd Archie & Jimmy Turner Ashley, Jamie & Tim Ward David, Gerraint & Paul Williams Ian, James & Kevin Wilson George, John & Wayne Richards Laurent & Gareth Roberts Danny, Jack, Morvin & Theo Robinson Gerry & Reg Ryan Adam, Herbert, Ryan & Tommy Smith Arthur and Jordan Stewart Alan, Mark & Patrick Wright And whilst poor old Mam stayed at home and made sure that the Senior Son was tucked up in bed and sound asleep, Dad was still down the boozer being asked to leave, as it was closing time and before the poor fella knew, he was outside in the dark, all alone, wondering which direction his home was, needing the loo, and not sure what anybody's name was, and even starting to see and say double, so a Junior Son could easily land on this poor mans doorstep when he wasn't looking, or if he could find his doorstep, never mind the key he once had or if he did, how the hell he was going to get it in that front door and get it open.......the curious case of mothers, brothers, lovers and boozers.......to be continued! Anyone seen my key?..... it's freezing and I'm bursting for a slash!.......hick youngest I think's called Frankie, eldest ermm Frankie....,..middle en is Kwame......hick.....ohhhh she's gonna kill us again! ANd when you finally do manage to get in through the door and find your way to the bathroom, you let out an almighty "Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!" as the relief starts to flow, only for your missus to say "Oi! What are you doing in the wardrobe?" (Courtesy of Mike HArding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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