Boycie Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Gang of biscuit thieves jailed for stealing £20,000 of Jammie Dodgers in Cwmbran Around £22,000 in Jammie Dodgers was stolen A gang of criminals has been jailed for a total of 11 years after they nicked £20,000 worth of Jammie Dodgers. The five-man gang stole the biscuits from a factory in South Wales after tricking a security guard by pretending to be a DHL deliverymen. They then swapped a stolen empty trailer for one that was full of biscuits. Five men, Paul Price, 35, Keiron Price, 28, Aaron Walsh, 25, Stephen Burrows, 36, and Anthony Edgerton, 35, all pleaded guilty to biscuit theft. Their sentences ranged from 12 months to 44 months. Judge Jonathon Furness QC said: ‘A convoy of vehicles came down to Cwmbran and gained entry to Burtons biscuit factory. ‘There was a good quantity of biscuits taken. ‘There was a significant amount of planning with a series of thefts involving the cloning of number plates so it would not be known these vehicles were stolen.’ Price and Edgerton also pleaded guilty to stealing a trailer full of nearly 2,000 cases of Carling worth more than £43,000. They denied taking a trailer from rival biscuit manufacturers factory at Uttoxeter in Stoke stating "Nobody eats their Shiiiiite arrrrrrrrrhhhhh!" As he was sentenced, Edgerton told the judge ‘Sweet, thanks your honour, that’ll be lovely.’ The biscuits were never recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We risk our lives daily just so you can have a digestive to dunk in your cuppa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 They all pled guilty? Crumbled under pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Ironically, after a few months in the slammer they will have bumholes like jammy dodgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 34 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: We risk our lives daily just so you can have a digestive to dunk in your cuppa. I have no sympathy. You knew how dangerous it would be when you took the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 If you're going to perform a £22k biscuit robbery at least target a decent biscuit that everyone loves like a Jaffa Cake, jeeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Just now, David said: If you're going to perform a £22k biscuit robbery at least target a decent biscuit that everyone loves like a Jaffa Cake, jeeez Jaffa Cakes are cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Just now, SaintRam said: Jaffa Cakes are cakes. You're wrong. Jaffa's are a tax dodging biscuit. They are the Gary Barlow of the biscuit world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Just now, David said: You're wrong. Jaffa's are a tax dodging biscuit. They are the Gary Barlow of the biscuit world. Nah, completely a cake. Gets hard when it goes stale, biscuits get soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Bread goes hard when stale, are you telling me bread is a cake as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Just now, David said: Bread goes hard when stale, are you telling me bread is a cake as well? No, but that's the difference between a cake and a biscuit. Legally anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Exactly. And you know why that rule exists right? Maggie Thatcher. She closed the mines and stopped us taxing her favourite biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I don't know about you but I had no intention of taking anyone's favourite biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, SaintRam said: I don't know about you but I had no intention of taking anyone's favourite biscuit. Take no notice SaintRam, David has lost this debate so many times before its a bit sad now, Please don't rise to the wumming, I think he's special kneads...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Well, this really takes the biscuit. /low hanging fruit shortcake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: Take no notice SaintRam, David has lost this debate so many times before its a bit sad now, Please don't rise to the wumming, I think he's special kneads...... That pun was a little crummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 8 hours ago, David said: You're wrong. Jaffa's are a tax dodging biscuit. They are the Daveo Cameron of the biscuit world. Ftfy garibaldi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 I don't think Utch gives a fig about my Uttoxeter in Stoke hook? I'm losing my powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, Boycie said: I don't think Utch gives a fig about my Uttoxeter in Stoke hook? I'm losing my powers. You got a like for it ya daft dunker.....stop creaming it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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