froggg Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 German man dies after blowing up condom machine A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say. The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle. But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion. His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds. The men told staff at the hospital in the western town of Schoppingen that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs. But one of them later admitted to police that they had blown up the machine. Police confirmed that none of the money or condoms from the machine had been taken. The two surviving men were arrested before later being released from custody. (BBC 2015) What a plonker Rodney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 28, 2015 Author Share Posted December 28, 2015 What a cock....was his name Johnny Smidt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Talk about safe sex .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 28, 2015 Author Share Posted December 28, 2015 What a p rick though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 we've all done it tho , pulled out too late.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Cum on, think of the family. no need to rib him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tups Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Hmm. sounds like prophylactic shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 you should always wear protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 When I was a kid we called them nongies. Why did we call them nongies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 On 28/12/2015 at 22:57, bigbadbob said: When I was a kid we called them nongies. Why did we call them nongies? Dunno, always wondered meself. Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 It's a shortening of non-jiss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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