Boycie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Isn't it weird? The older you get, the more you realise you're only here once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 get in there Siss' what's the worst that she can say? No? I just might do that. The doc told me today that my diabetes 2 is beaten. I'm getting in shape slowly but surely. How could a rich and beautiful lawyer resist poor unemployed former fatty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I just might do that. The doc told me today that my diabetes 2 is beaten. I'm getting in shape slowly but surely. How could a rich and beautiful lawyer resist poor unemployed former fatty ? You missed short-arse off the description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 You missed short-arse off the descriptionThanks for reminding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Thanks for reminding me. Wasn't sure if you'd noticed. Most things go over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 Wasn't sure if you'd noticed. Most things go over your head.LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Lawyers have huge salaries , win , win here Cisse , all your dreams rolled into one , see you at the iPro soon , adorned with a Rolex and a big fat cigar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 Lawyers have huge salaries , win , win here Cisse , all your dreams rolled into one , see you at the iPro soon , adorned with a Rolex and a big fat cigar.. Won't be a Rolex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Won't be a Rolex. Or that Pakistanian bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 OK , ok , don't dash his hopes , he should be able to buy a 'Tom Thumb' cigar , shirley ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Bless him, he'll be over here soon and loved all the same.(I'm not gay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 Or that Pakistanian birdBuzzkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 your problem starts and ends with being in love. stop being a sissy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 You should hold the shop up wearing a ram mask when you know the takings and wages are in, load a van with fags spirits and naan bread and head for Derby.Not gonna do anything are they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 its simple dude. just ask her out for a coffee. then pray to god you have the personality to pork her the halal way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Whats her thoughts on Mohammed Adil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Just ask her. If she says yes then you have the girl of your dreams.If she says no then you have to accept that she's a lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Sorry about the job, though you're well out of that set-up. Now, down on one knee in front of the girl of your dreams. Emigrate to Derby. Start a Breitling shop. Live happily ever after after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Sorry about the job, though you're well out of that set-up. Now, down on one knee in front of the girl of your dreams. Emigrate to Derby.Smethwick . Start a Breitling shop. Live happily ever after after! They'd be better off near you , more watch shops .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 They'd be better off near you , more watch shops .. Less competition in Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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