Day Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Holiday presents to be more precise, why? Why is it necessary to bring back presents when you've been away?I can understand birthday, celebrating the day you were born. Christmas is a family gathering and congratulating each other for completing another calendar year by giving presents.But holiday? Is it a present some kind of reward for not seeing you for 2 weeks, I'm sorry I've not been here, have a stuffed donkey with Majorca written on its arse so when people come round it's a conversation killer, ahhh I see you went to Majorca pointing at the Donkey next to the fire, oh no, never been, my mum got me that.....rigggggggt.I've told my missus not to bring me anything back from Florida when she goes, I said the 2 weeks peace is a present in itself. Now I know some will say don't be an arse, it's not a present it's a souvenir or a gift, ok but still why? Why is this even a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 We went on a lads holiday (LADS LADS LADS!) a few years ago and my mate bought his girlfriend's mum and dad a ceramic ladle and a jar of chutney.Honestly, I couldn't ******* believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Get it with kids and that, but not in general. Maybe a bar of Milka from the airport... that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 It's to rub it in for all your mates - while you were at work, I was having it large in Magaluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 mickey mouse ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I give presents to make people happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Bring fags back but not out of generosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Bring fags back but not out of generosity. I think they prefer to be called gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think they prefer to be called gay. When was the last time you puffed away on one of them?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I'm not into puffing actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I'm not into puffing actually.So you've never put one between your lips? Lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I didn't even know it was a 'thing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 So you've never put one between your lips? Lies! Perhaps Cisse just prefers to take a drag instead...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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