StaffsRam Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 8 Minutes in Nottingham, srew 7 shots, I would have had finished the bloody bottle in that time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papahet Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Excellent. Good ol' K9. Outwitted them with his tactical mastery - concede an early goal to lead them on, and then keep scoring against the run of play to p1ss them off. Genius K9, genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepshedram Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 25 % possession at home and 2-1 up!! Should I feel pleased or annoyed? I'm not really sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I met a fairy today ,I'd like to live forever I said.I'm not allowed to grant that wish she said.Fine I replied ,let me live until Forest get promoted.You crafter fooker the fairy replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I mist-typed - 8 minutes gone and Bournemouth have had 7 shot already. It's bring your gun night at the dump..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Well played dogs........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Well played dogs........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 wash yer mouth out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 MTG Bournmouth! Well played daaags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Uh oh... Forest fans are talking about the play-offs again! Let's do the maths:Forest are currently 9th on 47 points. Wolves are currently 8th on 54 points.Brentford are currently 7th on 58 points.Watford are currently 6th on 59 points.Norwich are currently 5th on 59 points.Bournemouth are currently 4th on 59 points.Ipswich are currently 3rd on 60 points.Boro are currently 2nd on 62 points.Us, we, the Rams are currently 1st on 65 points. 39 points to play for and Forest are currently 12 points behind. I'd guess that the bottom team in the play-offs this season will finish on around 80 points, therefore, I think Forest would need to win 11 of their remaining 13 games in order to get in. I guess they could win 10 and draw three, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Personally I'd love for us to go up, and them to finish 7th, just missing out by a point or GD - them beating us at the iPro will have made absolutely no difference, whereas our point at Ghetto Central will have deprived them of a place in the playoffs.Sadly, I doubt they'll get anywhere near the playoffs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Just seen, 24% possession and 55% pass rate... 1 in 3 pass was labelled as 'long' The most bizarre thing, though, is Jamaal Lascelles. I'm completely lost on how this is possible.He attempted eight passes with a 25% accuracy, ergo landing two passes. However, he had four shots with two hitting the target. He played the full game, yet only landed two passes on target. I don't even know how that's possible.Then again, I'm still stumped on how Ipswich beat Charlton 3-0 having made less than 90 successful passes in the whole game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Just seen, 24% possession and 55% pass rate... 1 in 3 pass was labelled as 'long' The most bizarre thing, though, is Jamaal Lascelles. I'm completely lost on how this is possible.He attempted eight passes with a 25% accuracy, ergo landing two passes. However, he had four shots with two hitting the target. He played the full game, yet only landed two passes on target. I don't even know how that's possible.Then again, I'm still stumped on how Ipswich beat Charlton 3-0 having made less than 90 successful passes in the whole game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Just seen, 24% possession and 55% pass rate... 1 in 3 pass was labelled as 'long' The most bizarre thing, though, is Jamaal Lascelles. I'm completely lost on how this is possible.He attempted eight passes with a 25% accuracy, ergo landing two passes. However, he had four shots with two hitting the target. He played the full game, yet only landed two passes on target. I don't even know how that's possible.Then again, I'm still stumped on how Ipswich beat Charlton 3-0 having made less than 90 successful passes in the whole game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Just seen, 24% possession and 55% pass rate... 1 in 3 pass was labelled as 'long' The most bizarre thing, though, is Jamaal Lascelles. I'm completely lost on how this is possible.He attempted eight passes with a 25% accuracy, ergo landing two passes. However, he had four shots with two hitting the target. He played the full game, yet only landed two passes on target. I don't even know how that's possible.Then again, I'm still stumped on how Ipswich beat Charlton 3-0 having made less than 90 successful passes in the whole game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I can't believe what I'm seeing here, some Forest fan please tell me this can't be right. In 90 minutes of football, Collins and Lascelles have attempted 16 passes between them and only five have hit their target. Karl Darlow attempted the most passes for Forest - 30 - landing on eight. NINE Bournemouth players made more accurate passes than the highest Forest player [Osborn, with 19]. Andrew Surman made 90 accurate passes, to show you just how much difference there was. It strikes me like the sort of numbers you would get in a cup upset. In fact, it's the joint lowest number of passes made in a game this season - equal with Blackpool away at Fulham. It's the sort of numbers that you would associate with a side not good enough for this division, but they won. I'd have to watch the match to see how, but they won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Forest have hit on a very sneaky tactic.They've started positioning Porky Fat Trotters behind the opposition goal and sneakily placed a pork pie inside the ball. Trotters' Magneto-style powers (with food rather than metal) then take hold and they're off to the races.Playing to their strengths, smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Accurate passes in matches this season: Top 5:Rotherham v Middlesbrough - 564Wolves v Fulham - 562Charlton v Derby - 560Derby v Charlton - 557Bournemouth v Huddersfield - 553Bottom 5:Middlesbrough v Blackburn - 138Brentford v Blackpool - 121Watford v Cardiff - 119Fulham v Blackpool - 108Forest v Bournemouth - 108Staggering stuff. I'd heard some Forest fans praising the football against Bournemouth, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Well they won, so I doubt they'll be that bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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